ummm... that's how you tell cocaine is cocaine. it's an anesthetic of sorts, so when you put a bit in on your lips... it should numb it. i could have snorted a line and seen if it kept me up for 48 hours... but i had to take a piss.
noob.
ummm... that's how you tell cocaine is cocaine. it's an anesthetic of sorts, so when you put a bit in on your lips... it should numb it. i could have snorted a line and seen if it kept me up for 48 hours... but i had to take a piss.
noob.
You only get that catalog in the mail if you previously ordered something. What did you order? A buttplug maybe?
NO IT JUST STARTED COMING IN THE MAIL ONE YEAR I WAS LIKE SCORE ....
Thanks, Mel. I can always come to you when I need some encouragement.
melmart s worse than a cokehead.
OK, if I ed jman then I am gonna spill the beans about his sexual habits.
Jman likes anilingus.
lol took me a while to get the yellow teeth reference..
2 different girls btw.
He has a su ious sore near his scrotum.
He is also hung like a grape.
Because I was thinking of having a poker GTG soon and wanted to invite you.
He wanted me to use a strap-on but I left it at my girlfriend's place.
the only new information here is that this proves you sucked on my asshole.
I wouldnt suck on your asshole if you paid me. You don't wipe right, I could smell that as soon as you took your boxers off.
front to back or was it back to front? i dont have time to remember such small details.
Hung like a grapefruit? Who the wants gigantic beans when the frank is more like a Lil' Smokie?
Reason # whatever
Melmart ed Trainwreck.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
we double teamed her. twas fun.
And Midget just got wood.
Green beer is the only reason to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. I need to remember to send a card to my Irish friend. What day is St Patty's? The 18th?
Who was where?
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