Free Quattro Razor (10)

[CuckingFunt]

The abuse I'm taking is inhumane.

What has turned The Mel against me?

Abuse?

I thought it was abuse when she was ignoring you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

melly was mine long before you were even thought of

You know, Peewee, Holey McMexican up there has a point.

[samikeyp]

melly was mine long before you were even thought of

Mel is a lot of things but "anyone's" is not one of them.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw some chick at school today stomping around through rain puddles in her slippers.

Teenagers are ing re s.

Slippers?

That's re ed.

But, I've always wanted to run around and stomp through rain puddles while wearing those yellow rainboots.

They used to call them "rubbers" when I was a kid. It quickly became apparent why they stopped calling them that.

[samikeyp]

Holey McMexican

Sounds like one of the mistakes from the McDonald's test kitchen.

[CuckingFunt]

Melmart makes my heart sing.




Sadly, my heart is tone deaf.

And aggressively loud.

[batman2883]

You know, Peewee, batman2883 who is the man might i add, and is my very very favorite hero out of any comic book or cartoon, has a point.

i sure do

[Melmart1]

The abuse I'm taking is inhumane.

What has turned The Mel against me?

You are paranoid. Who said I am against you?

[peewee's lovechild]

Abuse?

I thought it was abuse when she was ignoring you.

That was pretty bad.

It's worse when she calls me out on every mistake I make.

It cuts to the very core of me.

[samikeyp]

You are paranoid. Who said I am against you?

the voices in his head.

[CuckingFunt]

Slippers?

That's re ed.

But, I've always wanted to run around and stomp through rain puddles while wearing those yellow rainboots.

They used to call them "rubbers" when I was a kid. It quickly became apparent why they stopped calling them that.

My skull rain boots are ing win.

I'm a hard core badass when I wear them.

I don't need to stop through puddles because they run away from me in fear.

I'm like a punk rock Moses.

[samikeyp]

I'm like a punk rock Moses.

but with nicer s!

[Melmart1]

That was pretty bad.

It's worse when she calls me out on every mistake I make.

It cuts to the very core of me.

I don't call you out for waking up in the morning. Sheesh!

[peewee's lovechild]

You know, Peewee, Holey McMexican up there has a point.

that.

I'm like that young lion who has challenged the senior lion and taken over the pride.

He's done.

He will roam the serengetti (I won't even try the spelling on that one) with a bullet wound only to be laughed at. He will spend his remaing days wondering what went wrong.

He will die alone and the vultures will eat his remains and them out all over the African grasslands.

[batman2883]

I don't call you out for waking up in the morning. Sheesh!

melly is the morning

[CuckingFunt]

but with nicer s!

Well... Moses' ties hang down to his knees, so that's really not too much to brag about.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i sure do

Shooty McTorso is, indeed, the man.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are paranoid. Who said I am against you?

It's a feeling.

And, it's consuming me.

[batman2883]

that.

I'm like that young lion who has challenged the senior lion and taken over the pride.

He's done.

He will roam the serengetti (I won't even try the spelling on that one) with a bullet wound only to be laughed at. He will spend his remaing days wondering what went wrong.

He will die alone and the vultures will eat his remains and them out all over the African grasslands.

what fantasy world do you live in i dont give up and im never done!!!! keep you're little fantasies to yourself son!!!

[Melmart1]

melly is the morning

Melly hates mornings!

[peewee's lovechild]

but with nicer s!

True that.

[batman2883]

the rangers are the worst thing to ever happen to mlb

[CuckingFunt]

Would it be horribly arrogant to admit that I'm currently at myself?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't call you out for waking up in the morning. Sheesh!

The hurt continues.

[samikeyp]

Melly hates mornings!

except when I make her tacos and even that is after 10a.