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I tried to type your name but it came out ****....so I gave up..Thanks to the couple of people who dared to type my name
You know, the guy who cannot take a pee without first quoting an article.
I tried to type your name but it came out ****....so I gave up..Thanks to the couple of people who dared to type my name
Is Nbadan really Chris Duel?
http://web.archive.org/web/200202190...0&startpoint=0
I think he's really Tony Clevenger..
Nbadan rocks!
he........he........
Nbadan may be one of the top 10 posters on the www today.
Let's do it for Mouse tonight...
Speaking of the company that doesn't know how to put out cease and desist orders...
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over 5 year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister who just graduated from UTSA and got a job at USA_
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, and had a good-girl bad girl personality...at work she was very conservative but at home she wore very tight miniskirts with no underwear, and was more than occasionally bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check out some pics of her and her sister when they were younger so that I could put them in a surprise wedding video I was putting together for my bride to be....
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in the car.....
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