Man Sues Subway After Finding a Knife in His Sandwich

[manufor3]

Seeks $1M for seeing a knife? Dude didn't cut himself. People are frickin' sue happy. He didn't get hurt, he saw a knife and is suing for what could've happened. I should sue OLLU, because I could've been in the building during that fire.

Americans love to sue everyone.

[boutons_]

So he had taken the 2x6-inch sandwich off site, not eating in Subway premises, is why his colleague telephoned back to Subway?

Good luck proving the knife wasn't inserted after he left the premises.

[anakha]

@ Encylopedia Brown. Those stories were the sh!t.

Absolutely. I used to be addicted to those books when I was younger.

Wilford Wiggins was the man.

Not like that other child detective series, where you'd solve the mystery based on looking at a drawing, and the solution pages had to be held up to a mirror so you could read them. Anybody recall what series this was?

[ShoogarBear]

Sally Kimball and I solved this mystery long ago.

Now we need the Bugs Meany troll, too.

And for five trivia points, what was Encyclopedia Brown's real name?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

This news made the Colbert Report.

[anakha]

Now we need the Bugs Meany troll, too.

And for five trivia points, what was Encyclopedia Brown's real name?

[detective books geek]
Leroy.
[/detective books geek]

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Sounds like a cheesy way of killing someone in a flick.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Man, people will come up with anything to make some money.