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when you blame losing to the Mavericks on the Grassy Knoll
When you watch finals games with your girlfriend because you did it for game 1 and the spurs won, so you think its a good luck charm.
When you get mad at your girl and make her say sorry because she said "spurs will lose" as a joke and they really did lose...and you know in your heart its her fault.
When you watch blowouts just to see the bench kick a$$. When you go crazy after Malik grabs a big rebound...
...then cringe when he gets stuck pump-faking under the basket...
then almost break your hand on the table (or the other way around) when you hit it after he throws the ball out of bounds...
When no matter what he does...you know you love malik rose
when you hang up on everyone who calls you to tease after 0.4
when you expect brent barry to hit EVERY three.
when you get excited when manu is on the fast break
when you wish you could be in the locker room at halftime to give them a Pop-a=fitz when they are playing like crap.
when you have the only tough love coach left in the nba and you love it.
accept the fact that at least once a game someone will do something to make the spurs look silly (i.e. kevin martin passing the ball off massenberg's back out of boudns for the and1 layup)
when you hate players you normally wont care about because they do something assish while playing the spurs (amare anyone)
When you love Charles Barkley for the simple reason of...GINOBILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you blame losing to the Mavericks on the Grassy Knoll
forgive my ignorance, but whats the Grassy Knoll?
Your daughter's cat begins to hide from you in the last 2-3 minutes of a game, because he KNOWS that there is a chance the Spurs might lose and his ass will get kicked all over the living room for no reason. Hey, what can you do? The wife won't let me break furnitue anymore!
LOLYour daughter's cat begins to hide from you in the last 2-3 minutes of a game, because he KNOWS that there is a chance the Spurs might lose and his ass will get kicked all over the living room for no reason. Hey, what can you do? The wife won't let me break furnitue anymore!
when you have to wait in line to use the shower rod..
Grassy Knoll = JFK assassination reference
i see.
If you post here but your team is the suns.
you must beto believe that, but really Only one team i really hate inbasketball.....The lakers....
you must be
Yes, we know you're just here for the vbookie ...
Yes, we know you're just here for the vbookie ...
You know the old saying keep your friends close, but keep your ememies closer, I have to know whats going on with the other teams especially the one that is the favorite, plus the maker of the forum is from Phoenix...so thats a plus
and the vbookie thing, i just cant say how much i like that, only one question, what can i get with the money?
We were wondering about that last night ... if there's any way to make a vbookie store or something...
It's just bragging rights for now...
We were wondering about that last night ... if there's any way to make a vbookie store or something...
It's just bragging rights for now...
Not sure how you can set that up, but bragging rights is good, it sucked me in,
When you bite the bullet and you put on some dark shades, and go rent 'Shall we dance'? from block buster. So your girlfriend lets you watch the Spurs game on TNT.
now that's a fan
You're a Spurs fan if you like this joke!
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.
The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?"
He says, "Nope, Im a Spurs fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Spurs fan and not a Lakers fan?"
Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Spurs fan, and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan."
The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"
Josh says, "Then I'd be a Laker fan!"
you know your a spurs fan when you pawn your game cube to buy some cheap seats in the nose bleed section and site between to greasy smelly Mexicans to watch the Spurs lose to the Mavericks
But I'm sure us 'greasy smelly Mexicans' can spell better than you can!you know your a spurs fan when you pawn your game cube to buy some cheap seats in the nose bleed section and site between to greasy smelly Mexicans to watch the Spurs lose to the Mavericks
That's cuz you guys have to carry a dictionaries with you at all times so you can fill out all those free benefit and food stamp applications
Spelling is must if you want to get a your green cards.
Last edited by Lee Harvey Oswald; 02-07-2005 at 10:50 PM. Reason: not for spelling that's fo sure ..
thats cold...freezing cold...and wrong...so wrong
vLapDances, for one
When you bite the bullet and you put on some dark shades, and go rent 'Shall we dance'? from block buster. So your girlfriend lets you watch the Spurs game on TNT.
it's funny cuz it's true...fkn mouse....
don't worry bout mouseman, sonia, he's just effin around...he's as dirty, smelly, and mexican as you can get, so he's allowed....
myself? well, at least i'm not smelly.
Ok, well I guess if it's coming from a Mexican it's allowed. lol
Thanks BigZak25.
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