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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    Could be, he's always been down with the cousin thing.

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    Optomistic but Realistic MrChug's Avatar
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    "mamadidntraisemethestatedid"

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    "mamaDIDNTraisemetheSTATEdid"
    Fixed.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    You had sex in bed with a dude
    I guess he needs to change his name to "mammaDONEraiseda "



    I've never been tempted by any of my cousins, but someone recently told me a story where he and his cousin (male cousin) met some girls at a bar, went back to their apt., got real wasted and all had sex until they passed out. So when I asked if he did anything with his cousin he said ,"NO!!" real indignant like. But then I asked him if maybe he was so wasted he didn't remember and what if his cousin remembers, he just kinda laughed nervously and didn't reply anything!!

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    There's actually several people on the board who have more trolls than Mouse does.
    Pshaw...

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Me too. I seriously doubt the validity of this.
    Me three. Although I believe the post.

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    Believe.
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    if no pics, it didnt happen

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    You can marry your cousin in Texas. There's no law against it, but grandma might be pissed.

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    A few things funny in this thread.

    1. Its true that everyone thinks every troll is mouse. I haven't figured out why yet.
    2. lmao at "hows Javiers anus"
    3. Cousin ing is always funny.

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    Veteran to21's Avatar
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    It's OK if you live in Arkansas.

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    I have a coworker who had sex with his cousin but they didnt know it. When they found out they continued to have sex because they figured why not they already did it when they didnt know. I still think he is lying however.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Atrain had sex with his cousin, and continues to do so.

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    Atrain had sex with his cousin, and continues to do so.
    LOL nah man im pretty screwed up but thats a little too far.

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    I've never been tempted by any of my cousins, but someone recently told me a story where he and his cousin (male cousin) met some girls at a bar, went back to their apt., got real wasted and all had sex until they passed out. So when I asked if he did anything with his cousin he said ,"NO!!" real indignant like. But then I asked him if maybe he was so wasted he didn't remember and what if his cousin remembers, he just kinda laughed nervously and didn't reply anything!!
    I believe the reason for the prohibition regarding screwing cousins is derived from the fact that procreating with close relatives (ie. inbreeding) more often results in genetic problems - more miscarriages, more still births, higher rates of disability, exposure of weaknesses in the genome, etc. By that rationale, screwing ones' cousin of the same sex is okay since the sex can never result in conception.

    Just thought I'd add a scietific aspect to the discussion...








































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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    I have some cousins that were/are very attractive. I had to remind myself that they were cousins, and therefore off the radar.




    So...bottom line...you can't hook up with your cousin...no matter how doable she might be...despite what you may have seen in the Godfather Part 3.

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    I have some cousins that were/are very attractive. I had to remind myself that they were cousins, and therefore off the radar.




    So...bottom line...you can't hook up with your cousin...no matter how doable she might be...despite what you may have seen in the Godfather Part 3.
    I know people that would admit to ing their cousin before admitting to having seen Godfather 3.

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    I know people that would admit to ing their cousin before admitting to having seen Godfather 3.
    You make a good point. I noticed TSA's thread to Smeagol in the troll forum, but I never saw him post a GF3 thread.

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    no. i thought this thread was about me though. im down with banging my cousin if there's no blood relation.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    im down with banging my cousin
    lawl

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    this is kinda related, but i think is a little too close to the bone. anyway a friend of mine told me that his bass player hooked up with this one chick at his gig. so this bass player was looking a little bewildered the next time him and my friend played their next gig. this dude went to her house. things got steamy immediately. they went to her room and as this dude is reaming her he kinda recognizes people in the pictures she had up. he paid no mind 'cause he had other things at hand. so in the morning he remembered abou the the pics and checked them out. it turns out he was banging his niece. true story

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    this is kinda related, but i think is a little too close to the bone. anyway a friend of mine told me that his bass player hooked up with this one chick at his gig. so this bass player was looking a little bewildered the next time him and my friend played their next gig. this dude went to her house. things got steamy immediately. they went to her room and as this dude is reaming her he kinda recognizes people in the pictures she had up. he paid no mind 'cause he had other things at hand. so in the morning he remembered abou the the pics and checked them out. it turns out he was banging his niece. true story
    Now thats ed up.

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    It's OK if you live in Arkansas.


    You mean Mississippi.

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    You mean Mississippi.

    you


    he got it right the first time.

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    this is kinda related, but i think is a little too close to the bone. anyway a friend of mine told me that his bass player hooked up with this one chick at his gig. so this bass player was looking a little bewildered the next time him and my friend played their next gig. this dude went to her house. things got steamy immediately. they went to her room and as this dude is reaming her he kinda recognizes people in the pictures she had up. he paid no mind 'cause he had other things at hand. so in the morning he remembered abou the the pics and checked them out. it turns out he was banging his niece. true story
    bs....how do you NOT know who your niece is?

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