This is how I entertain myself at work.

[angel_luv]

Yes.

Well, possibily...

Go to Firehouse Subs. Purchase their Mad Dog 357 hot sauce.

Take an ice cube tray and proceed to fill a couple trays, about 1/10 full with hot sauce. Enough to cover the bottom.

Then fill the rest with water.

Freeze it. Crush it. Then place the tainted ice in her cup when she isn't looking.


Or you could simply put a dab of the hot sauce in her drink when she isn't looking.

Remington

That is cruel and unusual.

And coming from someone ( me) who has tasted said salsa, you better hope no one gives you a taste of your own medicine.

[I. Hustle]

this would be funny if I understood it.

[remingtonbo2001]

Remington

That is cruel and unusual.

And coming from someone ( me) who has tasted said salsa, you better hope no one gives you a taste of your own medicine.

Okay, so that may be going a bit too far.

[ATRAIN]

headphones.

Already do that but sometimes I can't.

[angel_luv]

Okay, so that may be going a bit too far.

Thanks, Career Point.

[BacktoBasics]

You know before I would be like, "B2B, you're a , don't you have any pride in your work?"

Since I got passed over for a promotion because "It looks like you're off task all day long and not working." I'm like it.......I'm doing this too.

Sometimes hard work doesn't pay off. Especially if you management is less intelligent than you. rises to the top. Hard workers usually get stuck.....doing the hard work. I'm sick of it.

[ATRAIN]

Yes.

Well, possibily...

Go to Firehouse Subs. Purchase their Mad Dog 357 hot sauce.

Take an ice cube tray and proceed to fill a couple trays, about 1/10 full with hot sauce. Enough to cover the bottom.

Then fill the rest with water.

Freeze it. Crush it. Then place the tainted ice in her cup when she isn't looking.


Or you could simply put a dab of the hot sauce in her drink when she isn't looking.

Only problem is we have ice machines here at work. Its already the crushed ice. I guess I could put the hot sauce in her drink but she is old what if she dies like that guy in dumb and dumber. I would feel bad for like a week. I thought about putting salt in there when she is away.

[angel_luv]

Only problem is we have ice machines here at work. Its already the crushed ice. I guess I could put the hot sauce in her drink but she is old what if she dies like that guy in dumb and dumber. I would feel bad for like a week. I thought about putting salt in there when she is away.

And I guess tolerance is not a plausible option for you?

[ORION]

Thanks, Career Point.

[remingtonbo2001]

Only problem is we have ice machines here at work. Its already the crushed ice. I guess I could put the hot sauce in her drink but she is old what if she dies like that guy in dumb and dumber. I would feel bad for like a week. I thought about putting salt in there when she is away.

Are you mad?!?!

You'll give the poor lady high blood pressure.

Just imagine how much her insurance premium will rise.

[ATRAIN]

And I guess tolerance is not a plausible option for you?

I have tolerated it. Some days she tries to be quiet but some days she chomps FREAKING LOUD!!! Its bad when I can hear it over my music.

[ATRAIN]

Are you mad?!?!

You'll give the poor lady high blood pressure.

Just imagine how much her insurance premium will rise.

LOL well its not like it would matter, she loads up her meals with salt as it is. She has a salt shaker on her desk as it is.

[BacktoBasics]

Chewing ice is a sign of sexual frustration. Perhaps you should have a talk with her...or e her ice.

[I. Hustle]

Just sleep with her already! You know that's what you really want.

[I. Hustle]

Chewing ice is a sign of sexual frustration. Perhaps you should have a talk with her...or e her ice.

Same page or what?

[ORION]

Chewing ice is a sign of sexual frustration. Perhaps you should have a talk with her...or e her ice.

yeah, I think there is more to this relationship than what ATRIAN has already told us .......

[angel_luv]

I have tolerated it. Some days she tries to be quiet but some days she chomps FREAKING LOUD!!! Its bad when I can hear it over my music.

Well, I am sorry you are being repeatedly annoyed. That is unfortunate, even if not something which can always be avoided.

Have you ever spoken to your co-worker about it?

[ATRAIN]

Chewing ice is a sign of sexual frustration. Perhaps you should have a talk with her...or e her ice.

Just sleep with her already! You know that's what you really want.

no man she is old and gross. Im not pee wee, I have standards.

[I. Hustle]

Give her the shocker and see if she lives through it

[ATRAIN]

yeah, I think there is more to this relationship than what ATRIAN has already told us .......

LOL no man, the only reason why I haven't done or said anything is because she is like my grandma. Other than her annoying habbits she is a nice lady and hard worker. Ok well she is dumb too, but she is a woman and blonde so its not her fault.

[angel_luv]

Try buying her some hard candy- like peppermints or butterscotch.

[ATRAIN]

Give her the shocker and see if she lives through it

What if I do a inverted shocker, 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink? She would keel over for sure!!

[ATRAIN]

Try buying her some hard candy.

ARE YOU SERIOUS, that would be worse. The other day she was eating grapes, and I thought oh sweet I can take off my headphones. Those were the crunchiest grapes in history cause she was popping them loud. I give her gum and guess what SHE POPS her gum. I cant win here.

[to21]

Sometimes hard work doesn't pay off. Especially if you management is less intelligent than you. rises to the top. Hard workers usually get stuck.....doing the hard work. I'm sick of it.

Yeah that's what I told my manager. "It's not my god damn fault everyone else here is slow and it takes me thirty minutes to do what takes them the whole day."

I tell you what, they'll have one less person to stay late and come in on Saturday to help with a problem again.

[I. Hustle]

Give her tube steak