Los Angeles Lakers Sexual Misconduct

[Spur-Addict]

Really?

This is low even for SpursTalk.

Somebody get this a tissue.

I'd fcuk the outta that . She's hot even with the implants.

Prob wouldn't bareback it though.

I never said I wouldn't, I just said his lips were awfully close to the drain. My lips go no where near the drain.

[jack sommerset]

Malone is a . The boy he fathered with that 13 year old grew up to become a offensive line men in the NFL. Lions I think. I read in an article Malone was order to pay a lousy 400-500 a month in child support for the kid and said it was excessive! Pathetic.

[koriwhat]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting pros ution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

well LAKERS are gretting laid while MAVS are always getting ed!

dirk's vagina must hurt after all the beatings he's gotten in the nba.

[T Park]

Those pics dont justify her nickname. Just find a free porn site, type in superhead, and pull ya pants down

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I didn't know there was such a thing as a "free porn" site.

[koriwhat]

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I didn't know there was such a thing as a "free porn" site.

sure you didn't... i've seen your pic buddy and well i could definitely tell you like to sit behind the screen with a box of tissues and some lube.

just in with ya. haha.

[monosylab1k]

well LAKERS are gretting laid while MAVS are always getting ed!

dirk's vagina must hurt after all the beatings he's gotten in the nba.

ROFL spurs got beat by Dirk's vagina in 06, that definitely negates 4 les.

[koriwhat]

ROFL spurs got beat by Dirk's vagina in 06, that definitely negates 4 les.

are you truly holding on to the fact that your mavs won a measly wcf? you gotta go all the way to talk the talk. and i think throwing a fit, kicking a bike, and losing in the finals when you're up 2-0 negates any such wcf vs the spurs. at least the spurs know how to handle business on the big stage unlike the big vagina and the rest of those pussy mavs.

[monosylab1k]

at least the spurs know how to handle business on the big stage

except when they're playing big vaginas who do nothing but choke and are pussies. then the spurs lose.

[dirk4mvp]

are you truly holding on to the fact that your mavs won a measly wcf? you gotta go all the way to talk the talk. and i think throwing a fit, kicking a bike, and losing in the finals when you're up 2-0 negates any such wcf vs the spurs. at least the spurs know how to handle business on the big stage unlike the big vagina and the rest of those pussy mavs.

how does it feel to lose a series on your own homecourt to those choking mavericks?

[koriwhat]

ps: you'll never win any such argument about the fact that your mavs in' suck ass! until they win anything other then a wcf that was handed to them then you can talk.

[monosylab1k]

ps: you'll never win any such argument about the fact that your mavs in' suck ass! until they win anything other then a wcf that was handed to them then you can talk.

once you beat a team of vaginas that do nothing but choke, then you can talk.

Heat & Warriors > Spurs, because those teams are capable of beating choking vaginas. Spurs aren't.

[koriwhat]

how does it feel to lose a series on your own homecourt to those choking mavericks?

ah i'm so bitter over my spurs losing yrs ago only to win the le the next yr. boo hoo.

how does it feel to exit round 1...2 yrs straight, lose in the finals up 2-0 and never have one a god damn thing? VAGINAS!

[Allanon]

ROFL spurs got beat by Dirk's vagina in 06, that definitely negates 4 les.

ps: you'll never win any such argument about the fact that your mavs in' suck ass! until they win anything other then a wcf that was handed to them then you can talk.

Sorry Mav fans, but the 1st round loss in 2007 to the Warriors is a much bigger stain than the 2006 WCF was on the Spurs. Anything but a championship for a 67 win team is a disappointment. To go out in the first round is an embarrassment.

[monosylab1k]

Sorry Mav fans, but the 1st round loss in 2007 to the Warriors is a much bigger stain than the 2006 WCF was on the Spurs. Anything but a championship for a 67 win team is a disappointment. To go out in the first round is an embarrassment.

Where does blowing the largest lead in Finals history rank?

[Allanon]

Where does blowing the largest lead in Finals history rank?

Disappointment. The Lakers weren't supposed to be in the Finals last year...everybody had them pinned for the lottery last year after the Kobe trade demands. To even be in the Finals after the off-season of turmoil and the Kobe trade watch is nothing short of miraculous.

[monosylab1k]

Disappointment. The Lakers weren't supposed to be in the Finals last year...everybody had them pinned for the lottery last year after the Kobe trade demands. To even be in the Finals after the off-season of turmoil and the Kobe trade watch is nothing short of miraculous.

ROFL revisionist history at it's finest.

After Jerry West & David Stern rigged things, Lakers were runaway favorites and you know it.

[koriwhat]

Where does blowing the largest lead in Finals history rank?

almost as close as the biggest choke job in nba history in any finals.... and then going the next yr to make history again by losing in the first round. your mavs will forever be in the history books of the nba but not for winning.

[monosylab1k]

almost as close as the biggest choke job in nba history in any finals.... and then going the next yr to make history again by losing in the first round. your mavs will forever be in the history books of the nba but not for winning.

and the Spurs were owned by the biggest chokers in NBA history ROFL

[monosylab1k]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playof...?series=lalbos

yeah nobody thought the Lakers had a chance.

[koriwhat]

and the Spurs were owned by the biggest chokers in NBA history ROFL

owned? i in' hate that internet lingo ...

but the spurs were anything but owned! we took yall to a game7 which shouldn't had even happened and on top of that a freakin' ot in game7. i don't really think that's considered being "owned".

[Allanon]

ROFL revisionist history at it's finest.

After Jerry West & David Stern rigged things, Lakers were runaway favorites and you know it.

You won't see any Laker logos in the Finals
http://www.nba.com/features/expertpr...ns_071030.html
http://www.nba.com/preview2007/gmsur...edictions.html

Alot of people pointed lottery for the Lakers...a few first round Playoff exits. Hahah, in fact, I challenge you to find ANY prediction that even has the Lakers getting out of the first round.

[monosylab1k]

but the spurs were anything but owned! we took yall to a game7 which shouldn't had even happened and on top of that a freakin' ot in game7. i don't really think that's considered being "owned".

should have been a piece of cake for the dominant Spurs to beat the Dallas Choking Vaginas. it sure was easy for the Warriors.

[monosylab1k]

Alot of people pointed lottery for the Lakers...a few first round Playoff exits. Hahah, in fact, I challenge you to find ANY prediction that even has the Lakers getting out of the first round.

Nobody knew the league would set up a fake trade to get them into the Finals. You'll only find one Boston logo on the Finals predictions page.

[JamStone]

you rape women, solicit pros utes, sleep with 13 year old girls and disown your own child, and get AIDS from gay sex?

yeah, you're right, that IS what they do out in Los Angeles.

That was funny, even if mono posted it.

[Allanon]

Nobody knew the league would set up a fake trade to get them into the Finals.

The Lakers were #1 in the West before the Pau Gasol trade. The Lakers were a much better team defensively with Bynum and a better team overall. Pau was a good replacement but not as good for the Lakers as Bynum.

You'll only find one Boston logo on the Finals predictions page.

Spurs/Suns under-achieved.