i don't give a what color he is ... throw his ass out and never allow him back in.
I'd probably laugh...as I kick my sister's out of my apartment.What would you do::::
If you came home and you couch was apparently covered in urine by your sisters drunk ass boyfriend who spent columbas day drinking at sherlocks then passed out and pissed himself while watching a dvd of Clueless?
kick his ass out and tell your sister she's a for bringin that into your place.
welll, i just got home and guess what???
he is sitting in the living room, watching Ferris Buellers Day off and he is drunk, and yelling, ""ed rooney is my ..""
i hope he does not piss himself tonight.
Last edited by ALWAYS bet on BLACK; 10-15-2008 at 02:03 AM.
Piss on my couch once, shame on you.
welll, i just got home and guess what???
he is sitting in the living room, watching Ferris Buellers Day off and he is drunk, and yelling, ""ed rooney is my ..""
i hope he does not piss himself tonight.
Piss on my couch twice, shame on me.
you should grow some ing balls and stop enabling him.
Knock his ass out then install a catheter and don't tell him when he wakes up
GRACE !!!!!!!!!
Perfect solution. Piss on him while he is passed out to make him think he pissed himself. Then blame him for the urine smell. It will make you feel a lot better.
COMEDIC TIMING AT ITS BEST
and don't get me started on Howard the Duck
I think we have a winner.
and oh yeah, i'm never ever drinking with you.
I wouldn't drink with me either
5:25 PM TODAY"""""
He(my sisters boyfriend) is opening a bottle of Patron.
6:30 Pm,""""""
He is drinking(out of the bottle), watching a tivo recording of E L L EN
7:45pm:::
He is having sex with my sister.
7:52 pm""" he is using the bathroom and singing love in this club by usher
8:23pm he is drinking a bottle of bud light and watching a rerun of happy days
9:30 pm"""
he passed out, on the couch, no urine.
___________++++++++++______________________+++++++ ++++++++++
11"17pm
He has urinated on himself and possibly himself.
Pics pending if I can find my sisters camera.
Sign him up for Scare Tactics.
This show is the .
Message to idiot - the guy is obviously an alcoholic.
Now why exactly do you keep letting that buffoon into your house? I don't know what you're waiting for---throw his ass out!! And if your sister doesn't like it, she can go too.
the guy is a conselour for alcoholics anonymous
he is a lead there and has been there for 5 years.
he drinks maybe 3 times a week
i dont think hes an alcoholic
he just woke up and asked if i could drive him to sonic.
i said, ":"no":"
he then asked if he could borrow my car
i said ::no::
I guess you didn't give him a midnight golden shower like I instructed ?
7 minutes? With whiskey ?
I imagine it lasts about 30 seconds when he's sober.
Your sister is pathetic.
If I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key
Getting drunk and watching 80's movies? I wanna hang with this guy. I love Ferris Beuller's Day Off.
If he really does watch Howard the Duck then call me and I will be over with a bottle of crown.
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