My friend needs a date or a lover any ideas?

[mouse]

My bad..when I walk into to a bar or club..every woman's head turns.......unfortunately it is the other way.

Dude don't take this personal but, I did asked you if you wanted to borrow my nose hair trimmer back in 2004, you said no thanks! how do you think you look today?

[beefanus]

I will personally adopt his kids if he is paying, please don't let 25% of his pay check get in the way of something that could turn out be so beautiful for the both of you.

fuk 25%... god damn

[marini martini]

I will personally adopt his kids if he is paying, please don't let 25% of his pay check get in the way of something that could turn out be so beautiful for the both of you.

I was thinking of my dead-beat daughter!!!

[mouse]

I was thinking of my dead-beat daughter!!!

Any pics?

I may tag dat myself!

[beefanus]

Dude don't take this personal but, I did asked you if you wanted to borrow my nose hair trimmer back in 2004, you said no thanks! how do you think you look today?

i dont think a nose hair trimmer will do the trick i would advise plastic surgery...

[mouse]

fuk 25%... god damn

Dude from 1996-2000 I paid 50%.

Child support should be 50/50 no matter who ed who or who has the kids.

It may stop many unneeded divorces.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

my friend he is a 24 year old virgin, and never had a girlfriend, maybe we can hook them up

[mouse]

i dont think a nose hair trimmer will do the trick i would advise plastic surgery...

Dude I don't even think the Glad corperation makes that much plastic!

[beefanus]

Dude I don't even think the Glad corperation makes that much plastic!

lol whenthen do the world a faver and consider suiside

[T Park.]

Dude you just need a cabin in the woods and a bottle of ether.

[Angel's va jay jay!]

This is a subject I have no knowledge in, sorry!

[NFO]

I may tag dat myself!

Lets not subject the poor girl to capital punishment just yet.

[bus driver]

there are many women on austin highway. i think there single too because they are always walking alone.

[Big Worm]

Dam foo you just need some kronik and a 40oz and pussy come a flying.

you gotz a fitty pm me pat na

[Shelly.]

Lets not subject the poor girl to capital punishment just yet.

[Milton.]

I was told we couldn't use Kori's forums for finding a date that is what I was told.......

[beefanus]

I was told we couldn't use Kori's forums for finding a date that is what I was told.......

holy whats with u and u being told

[DizzG.]

Mouse you come up with some ed up !

But if your serious, hit the Bingo halls there are some horny cougars there!

[Milton.]

holy whats with u and u being told

read the memo that is what I was told...........

[Good Vibes]

Looks like I may be needed tonight!

[ATRAIN]

Any pics?

I may tag dat myself!

Hey watch your mouth mouse thats my future wife your talking about!!!

[lefty]

After seeing his profile, I would say he needs a bigger if he wants to find a date

[JoeChalupa]

Dude don't take this personal but, I did asked you if you wanted to borrow my nose hair trimmer back in 2004, you said no thanks! how do you think you look today?

Do you really think anyone would want to use something that has been up YOUR nose? No thanks.

[JoeChalupa]

i dont think a nose hair trimmer will do the trick i would advise plastic surgery...

[Tonto]

tonto have same problem as pale face
tonto go to pale face bar pay 8 dollar cover charge
drink many fire water not find pussy
pussy like buffalo hard to find
tonto sad and broke
go back to tee pee eat beef jerky
paly with little injun and sleep
tonto wake up try again