Breakups

[TDMVPDPOY]

how bout wasting ur time chasing the girl, only end up in the friend zone....

[balli]

how bout wasting ur time chasing the girl, only end up in the friend zone....

See: S. Moore 1998-2005
Honestly, this S. Moore girl is my nemesis. You could offer me the chance to sleep any woman in the world and I might choose my high school/college crush that I tried for 7 unsuccessful years to get into bed with. ing infuriating just thinking about it.

[I. Hustle]

how bout wasting ur time chasing the girl, only end up in the friend zone....

no

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I. Hustle's story is up there but at least he still has his Mrs. Pacman.

Yeah, but she's eating something other than dots and squares these days.

[IronMexican]

All these stories depressed me. Especially B2B's.

[marini martini]

IronMexican
Viva Mexico



Re: Breakups
All these stories depressed me. Especially B2B's.





^^^ I know, me too!

It's gotta be 5:o'clock somewhere!

[dirk4mvp]

Mine have never been a solid cut. They've always lingered on with a lot of childishness to it, mostly my fault

[marini martini]

, mine were over after the 60 day wait, for the divorces to be finalized!

[I. Hustle]

IronMexican
Viva Mexico



Re: Breakups
All these stories depressed me. Especially B2B's.





^^^ I know, me too!

It's gotta be 5:o'clock somewhere!

Let's go get a drink and you can show me your bewbs!

[marini martini]

Mine have never been a solid cut. They've always lingered on with a lot of childishness to it, mostly my fault

Yeah, we know!

Let's go get a drink and you can show me your bewbs!

Maybe later, after I get rid of my pneumonia!

[balli]

I've never gone out with a big, angry bang. You know in High Fidelity when Catherine Zeta breaks up with Cusak and then the next scene is just him standing outside her apartment in the rain screaming, "CHARLIE, YOU IN' !!!" I want a chance to do something like that. I guess I haven't been sufficiently wronged enough yet.

[BacktoBasics]

All these stories depressed me. Especially B2B's.

It worked out well. Had this not ruined my life I never would have met another and followed her to Dallas where I was dumped again. That dumpage in Dallas propelled me to move to Corpus where I met my wife in the parking lot of the Chili's. I'm happy and I have my wife, her kids and my boy now with a slow but albeit much better more relaxed job.

[balli]

It worked out well. Had this not ruined my life I never would have met another and followed her to Dallas where I was dumped again. That dumpage in Dallas propelled me to move to Corpus where I met my wife in the parking lot of the Chili's. I'm happy and I have my wife, her kids and my boy now with a slow but albeit much better more relaxed job.

You built you some character son.

[dirk4mvp]

Yeah, we know!

I'm still waiting on you to cheer me up

[IronMexican]

Mine have never been a solid cut. They've always lingered on with a lot of childishness to it, mostly my fault

I've had childish break ups too. I broke up with a couple girls after finding out who they dated before me. Which is childish if you think about it, but well worth it.

[I. Hustle]

, mine were over after the 60 day wait, for the divorces to be finalized!

DivorceS?

[I. Hustle]

I've had childish break ups too. I broke up with a couple girls after finding out who they dated before me. Which is childish if you think about it, but well worth it.

They have to be childish when you ARE a child

[KenMcCoy]

My first wife was was also my first lay and my highschool sweetheart. I met her when I was 15. We got married when I was 20 or 21. She spent our entire relationship from the first day I met her talking about what a great life and family we would have together and how we should get married right away. So we finally did and over the course of our 1 year marriage she aborted 3 possibly 4 of her pregnancies while becoming an alcoholic and X addict. She told friends and family that I abused her...roughed her up, even though I never laid a hand on her. She made the stories up because it made me out to be the bad guy and this supplimented her guilt for being a baby murderer and cheater. Yeah she was ing other dudes and thankfully me penis hasn't fallen off. Come to find out that she would her guys in the morning while I was at work and then me in the evening :barf:. She took my Z-28, my bed, my real arcade sized Mrs. Pacman, my TV, half the furniture, all of my CD and some of my clothes. She stopped paying on our joint debts except the Z-28 so I was railed with bad credit. I was left with a futon and a playstation but no TV.

If you subs ute "Z28" for "5.0 Mustang" this is my friend's EXACT story...

[I. Hustle]

If you subs ute "Z28" for "5.0 Mustang" this is my friend's EXACT story...

Are you saying that B2B is lying and stoled that story from your friend? I knew B2B was just trying to show me up. That Bass Turd

[BacktoBasics]

It was all my plan to begin with. Ken's friend...my cousins brothers pizza delivery guy, stopped by the 7/11 4 days ago and they got him stoned out of his mind on cherry jolley ranchers and there he was sitting in the isle crying little red gumdrops and I knew from that moment forward I would become KenMcCoy's friend and spead his word of bitter hatred.

[JoeChalupa]

I've only had one real bad breakup but I've benefited from a few of my friends breakups by snagging some "off the rebound" sex.

[I. Hustle]

It was all my plan to begin with. Ken's friend...my cousins brothers pizza delivery guy, stopped by the 7/11 4 days ago and they got him stoned out of his mind on cherry jolley ranchers and there he was sitting in the isle crying little red gumdrops and I knew from that moment forward I would become KenMcCoy's friend and spead his word of bitter hatred.

I knew it! I'll get you B2B! If it's the last thing I do I'll get you!

[I. Hustle]

[tp2021]

how bout wasting ur time chasing the girl, only end up in the friend zone....

Every guy has a load of those. The servers couldn't handle it!

[BacktoBasics]

I've only had one real bad breakup but I've benefited from a few of my friends breakups by snagging some "off the rebound" sex.

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