Have you ever got into a fight?

[dirk4mvp]

Oh boy!

So this one time, after GameDay, there was this Corso waiting out in the parking lot for Corso and Kirk Herbstreit.

Oh boy! He was holding a sign that said "Corso has a baby arm!"

And I warned him, "Yeww jess kent dew teengks like dettt..."

and I punched that Corso in his face! and Oh boy! He went down like backtobasics mom!

I told Kirk Herbstreit, "He doesn't want to go back to the sidelines, and talk to the Ollllllll' ball coach, efter det one."

and then this second Corso comes out of nowhere and gets Kirk Herbstreit in a headlock!

and I shouted "Watch out!" and pulled out my Ticonderoga #2 pencil and threw it Chinese-star style right through the second Corso's skull! "Watch out is right," Kirk Herbstreit said.

Just then, two more Corsos, come out of nowhere! and get me in a headlock! I commented, "These guys are good!" before elbowing them both of them in the stomach and smashing their faces in with a double front kick! Kirk Herbstreit walks up to their prone bodies, pulls out his nine and blasts 4 shots into their kneecaps.

"Ha." I laughed. "That's what I woulda done."

Another Corso comes walking up, puts up his dukes, and then sees his friend's lying all over the ground. He thinks better about it and bolts like lightning!

Kirk Herbstreit said, "I bet that guy could runs a 4.2 Forty, non-wind-aided."

"Non-wind aided!" I said. "I don't care if he had the wind or not. This guy's fast!"

Wow. This is one of the best posts I've ever read.

[Anti.Hero]

I've been in 7 or 8 fights and lost every one of them except one. I have a big mouth so scuffles happen quite frequently. The last fight I got into I ended up being choked down by a giant Samoan women and my knees bleed for three days.

The only fight I ever won was in the Texas Stadium parking lot. I was driving out and the guy next to us didn't like the fact that I wouldn't let him in so he got out and started punching my friend thru the window. I jumped out and blindsided the guy then jumped back in and got out of there as quick as I could before it could get worse.

lol maaaaaaaaaaan.

You just don't with Samoans. Everyone knows that!

[lefty]

Not since I got jumped by 8 ninjas and had to spend 5 weeks at Santa Rosa.












You should see the ninjas.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I've never been in a fight but I've deserved to get my ass kick many times.

[balli]

lol maaaaaaaaaaan.

You just don't with Samoans. Everyone knows that!

Utah's full up of Tongans because the mormons have targeted them as a people with strong potential. They (mormons) put a lot of effort into getting American citizenship for Tongan citizens, in exchange for their souls.

Besides the time one of them knocked me the out, I've always found them to be delightful people. Unpredictable fighters, who yes, you never mess with, but if you know how to watch your mouth, your step and your back, Tongans, and I'd assume South Sea islanders in general, are just an immensely warm and engaging ethnic group to spend time with.

[phyzik]

besides the incident I posted about earlier, I've had plenty of chances to jump in one at my friends bar (usually a few idiots trying to talk big to the manager or a regular) but they are usually taken care of before I even knew what was going on. Security usually has under control, its pretty rare when it happens but it does once in a while. Thats probably the only place I frequent alot and its unlikely that I will ever get ed with as just about every regular knows me.

Someone s with a regular there (not just me) they will see about 20 MFers stand up. They usually leave pretty quickly at that point.

[mrsmaalox]

I have never been involved in any sort of violent physical altercation in my life.

[dirk4mvp]

I have never been involved in any sort of violent physical altercation in my life.

I'm sure you could take a down if you had to.


My mom beat down my dad's gf about 8 years ago. One of the more exciting events I've seen in my young life.

[CuckingFunt]

No fights here.

I suppose if someone started one, I'd have to figure a way to defend myself, but I can't imagine ever being angry enough to hit someone first. It just isn't in me.