The divisional system is broken

[ClingingMars]

I imagine something like this went down late Sunday evening:

Tom Brady's cell phone rings

Brady: This better be good, Peyton. I was just about to nut all over Gisele's s.

Manning: Dunno if you saw it yet but we're playing the Chargers next week.

Brady: So I heard.

Manning: Any tips on how to beat them?

Brady: Not really. They tend to choke when they play us. Just use that "laser rocket arm" of yours to chode bload their secondary, I'm sure that's a good game plan.

Manning: Good idea. Tell Gisele I said o.

Brady: Sure thing.

Gisele, who had been going down on Brady the whole time, looks up and says:

Bundchen: Who was that, Tommy?

Brady nuts all over Gisele's s

Brady: Oh that was Peyton. He says o.

-Mars

[samikeyp]

I imagine something like this went down late Sunday evening:

Tom Brady's cell phone rings

Brady: This better be good, Peyton. I was just about to nut all over Gisele's s.

Manning: Dunno if you saw it yet but we're playing the Chargers next week.

Brady: So I heard.

Manning: Any tips on how to beat them?

Brady: Not really. They tend to choke when they play us. Just use that "laser rocket arm" of yours to chode bload their secondary, I'm sure that's a good game plan.

Manning: Good idea. Tell Gisele I said o.

Brady: Sure thing.

Gisele, who had been going down on Brady the whole time, looks up and says:

Bundchen: Who was that, Tommy?

Brady nuts all over Gisele's s

Brady: Oh that was Peyton. He says o.

Awesome.