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Never. When drinking, I always pass out before getting drunk.
we need clarification of drunk, buzzed, or wasted off your ass....
Never. When drinking, I always pass out before getting drunk.
I stopped getting drunk after too many coyote ugly mornings.
Not Me!
Alot of times.
What I need to know is: spurs_rock05...how old are you? That might explain a lot to me.
And no, I've never been drunk.
I've never been high, either.
, I'm as clean as Mouse!
Don't pay any attention to that Crown Royal tattoo.
This was the sign on my dorm room on the weekends.
21 why???spurs_rock05...how old are you
Are you for real?
I think everyone has gotten drunk at least one time.....
Amanda, is that you???
i don't know what you are talking bout, do i know you ????
I'd feel weird if somebody asked if it was me and then said my real name online...especially if I don't know them....
well, she practically has a nametag in her sig....
Doh!
I may have gotten drunk last night... I don't really remember.
i'm gonna drink a few tonight again....what games are on? i need an excuse...
I don't get drunk anymore...I've learned to say when.
It keeps me from waking up and asking myself...who,what and why.
CC's not the one putting a young man through school. You are.No CC, stop using transference, you are the one with the boy love, not me.
it does i just put my name there because its true i do love Manu, but i didn't expect for anyone to use itI'd feel weird if somebody asked if it was me and then said my real name online...especially if I don't know them....
Ah what the . So will I.
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, Spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and
notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping--Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.
yeaaaaaa, sip on dat apple juice, and orange juice too from time to time. and you betta keep that stocked in yo crib, last time yo ass was outta that , that pissed me off somethin fiercegodamnit
Never ask such a questions in Poland.
No, what's funny is that someone hired you to work behind their bar with your buzzkill personality and no experience.
Family?
i have been drunk 3 times.
not fun.
I don;t plan to do it again.
I can't understand why some people consider it a hobby.
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