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  1. 03-26-2009 #26
    Viva Las Espuelas
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    Quote Originally Posted by batman2883
    I slept with the love of my the night of her batchlorette party
    what a
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  2. 03-26-2009 #27
    mrsmaalox
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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy
    I picked up this absolute Grade A hottie while I was in college at a bar...she was out with some of her friends...we ended up back at her place and spent the night making out...didn't go all the way but got each other off several times...

    About 5am she looks at the clock, jumps up, and says " , you gotta get out of here...my parents will be here in 30 minutes!"...

    I was like..."uhhh...what the heck are your parents doing showing up at your house at 6am on a Saturday?"

    She said "Well, I'm getting married at 10 and moms gonna help me get dressed...."
    Quote Originally Posted by batman2883
    I slept with the love of my the night of her batchlorette party

    WHOA!! I have been known to push the limits of tiness, but I damn well have only ever disrespected myself and never my "loved" one!!
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  3. 03-26-2009 #28
    Viva Las Espuelas
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    a friend of mine picked up this chich at a bar. went to her place. got all hot and bothered. they went to her bedroom with the lights off. she went to the bathroom to get situated. he turned on the light and saw her wedding picture on her night stand. he got so turned off he left.
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  4. 03-26-2009 #29
    BlackSwordsMan
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    show her your penis
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  5. 03-26-2009 #30
    batman2883
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    Quote Originally Posted by viva las espuelas
    a friend of mine picked up this chich at a bar. Went to her place. Got all hot and bothered. They went to her bedroom with the lights off. She went to the bathroom to get situated. He turned on the light and saw her wedding picture on her night stand. He got so turned off he left.
    whack !!!
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  6. 03-26-2009 #31
    Viva Las Espuelas
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    Quote Originally Posted by batman2883
    whack !!!
    what would you have done?
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  7. 03-26-2009 #32
    batman2883
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Las Espuelas
    what would you have done?
    made a video
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  8. 03-26-2009 #33
    batman2883
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    maybe she was divorced
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  9. 03-26-2009 #34
    Viva Las Espuelas
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    Quote Originally Posted by batman2883
    made a video
    would you have sent it to her husband if you knew how to reach him?
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  10. 03-26-2009 #35
    batman2883
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Las Espuelas
    would you have sent it to her husband if you knew how to reach him?
    nahhhhhhh
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  11. 03-26-2009 #36
    CosmicCowboy
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    edit, oops, wrong thread
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  12. 03-26-2009 #37
    td4mvp21
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    Get this. I texted her and told her I didn't know she had a boyfriend and I guess I got the wrong impression from us talking. I come home from class and open up facebook...she uploaded all these pictures of her boyfriend and her kissing and . Awesome!
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  13. 03-26-2009 #38
    ploto
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    Quote Originally Posted by td4mvp21
    Get this. I texted her and told her I didn't know she had a boyfriend and I guess I got the wrong impression from us talking. I come home from class and open up facebook...she uploaded all these pictures of her boyfriend and her kissing and . Awesome!
    Now she is trying to make you jealous and is obviously playing games.
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  14. 03-26-2009 #39
    TDMVPDPOY
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    do you still have her image in your head? go home and over the thought of it.....
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  15. 03-26-2009 #40
    Avitus1
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    Friends with benefits?
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  16. 03-27-2009 #41
    Nbadan
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    ...man-rule #23: Never give up on a first-time, nice piece of ass
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  17. 03-27-2009 #42
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    There's a chance she's unhappy with her current b/f, and is looking for a safety net.
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  18. 03-27-2009 #43
    IronMexican
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avitus1
    Friends with benefits?
    I am banging my pregnant ex girlfriend. It's awesome.
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  19. 03-27-2009 #44
    Homeland Security
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    Quote Originally Posted by td4mvp21
    WTF?!?! Why would she be messaging me and being flirty (at least to my perception), give me her number, want to hang out...if she has a boyfriend?? That really pissed me off and now I'm in a bad mood because like this always happens.
    You sat on your ass for two months. You snooze, you lose, sucker.
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