that turd looks like some kind of weird turd flower.
Food poisoning/intestinal flu/major body cleanse via bad vomitting, diarrhea, dehydration.
Effective but really not recommended in any way, shape or form.
However, since I opened this thread before going to fix lunch . . . this alone could help put you off food.
that turd looks like some kind of weird turd flower.
It's actually pretty easy depending on how heavy you are.
Drink and eat nothing but Water, Tuna, eggs, Turkey. Lift weights (Olympic lifting/coumpound exercies/Barbell Complexes...no iso bodybuilding stuff) and run.
Dont eat
Ya know... I didn't click the link for a reason.
How much does the guy weigh that wants to lose the 15 lbs?
let me give you an enema with my
Start tweaking. Buy like a 20 and it's good for a day.
Um..just think about all the that has happened in your life and all the bad things tha tpeople have told you. I find stress/anxiety to be the best weight loss method. (j/k , though it does work)
Maybe cut out all suger products out of your diet (including sugery drinks), no snack foods, eat chicken.fish/veggies, but don't starve yourself. Run a few miles a day. You probably won't lose 15 pounds in two weeks, bu you are sure to loose a few.
LOL at ^^^ THAT IS ALL BS.
You really want to find out a real way? 4 yrs of experience coming from an ex-fatass, actually i was just chunky but nonetheless...
Green Apples (You are going to pee like crazy, trust me eat 2 a day)
Jackoff (I'm serious but if you are going to do it that much take ZINC, if you don't you are going to be really defficient, each ejaculation depletes your body of all Zinc the small intestine absorbs in a single day!)
This routine helped me lose 8 pounds in 4 days lmfao. The ZINC is EXTREMELY important though i found myself with EXTREME sensitivity to sunlight, poor eyesight and slow healing before i started taking it.
This statement is purely scientific, i am not trying to be gross or anything, IT WILL WORK.
4 Of my close friends have tried it! I am afraid to tell other people because it is too explicit but this is a friggin BBS![]()
The colon cleansing works. You will get rid of all the "plaque" in your system. This plaque causes anything from bad breath to more serious medical conditions. Google search colon cleansing and buy some natural colon cleansing pills, drinkl water and apple juice with a couple of teaspoons of fiber, & do not eat from Saturday to Monday. You will lose at least 10 lbs, your clothes will fit loser, your stomach will feel flatter 7 your belt will need to be tightened. I was floored when I did it..
So, do you and your friends jack off together and then compete for biggest weight loss......kind of like the biggest looser![]()
Go on a diet.
You know it!!!
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I've been on this workout regimen for years now.
Haven't lost a single pound.
The reason you cant lose weight is because you have food/body plaque in your digestive system & until you get rid of it, you are not going to lose weight...this is the first thing people should do when considering going on a diet....I lost 9 lbs in 72 hoursgoogle search the weekend diet by julian jackson, he lives in SA & has written a couple of books on wieght training & dieting...follow the plan in the weekend diet..you will have to buy some pills..i paid $30 for mine because I got what he recommended..Im sure you could subs ute probably..the hardest part is the mental aspect of it..not eating for the weekend, just juice water & pills, but hey it worked for me.
I'm not sure if this will go well with your sexual desires.
Do you eat a lot of cheese?
If so stop doing it and watch out how fast your metabolism speeds up.
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