Something about those pills don't sit well with me
One time I took a fat ass dump that sounded like a bomb went off and the splash back was insane. It literally felt that my hole blew in diameter and the toilet afterwards looked like someone threw and incendinary bomb,I mean was just splattered everywhere in the bowl.
lame pun
LOL ive had one of those. pain in the ing ass to clean up cuz it was in spots where when you flush, the water didnt flow. I didnt realize it until later when it was dried on the bowl, so i had to spray bleach and scrub that .
i also recently had one of the loudest farts possibly in human history. i was at work on the ter, and blew a loud mother ing fart. it was so loud that people on the other side of the floor could hear it and were talking about it. i think the fact that i was sitting on the toilet bowl and that there is a mad echo in the bathroom, amplified the noise.
at this thread
the worst is when you have mad ing diarrhea and when you blast it out, it sprays like a hose at high power, so there is a constant 3+ second backsplash of piss and poo infested water all over your ass. then you are forced to either completely clean your ass, or take a shower (usually im sick when this happens, so im home and can just hop in the shower).
I actually had a very long and drawn out fart. This passing of gas lasted for about 5-6 seconds it was very lengthy in time.
Eatlame pun
I had that kinda spray at work, but I was hovering over the seat. I ed up the toilet seat like a mother er.
Good thing I always go to another floor when taking a .
that made me laugh
I also find it hilarious when the sounds of turds dropping sound like someone is throwing a rock in a lake.
But real talk: I don't know if anybody else has this problem, but I have to in a public restroom I have to absolutely make sure that no one else is in the bathroom, I mean if I walk into a bathroom and there is somebody inside I pretend to take a piss at a urinal until they leave then proceed to make my way into the stall. I just need the sense of security that no one knows that I am taking a in a public stall and if somebody walks in the bathroom while I'm on the john, I make sure taht once I'm done I wait until that person leaves so I can get out or if it's busy I speed walk out of there and go to another bathroom to wash my hands.
I hoped so. I wanted to throw on "asshole" at the end for more of a kick, but decided against it.
I used to feel that way...but living in a dorm for so long with hall-shared bathrooms makes that go away after a while. I went from needing to in solitude to scaring away other stall-occupants with my . It's fun.
I haven't taken a or sat on a fully public john since like 1975. I had a bad experience on the john in second grade and swore it would never happen again. After that experience I didn't take a in the school bathroom all through grade school, jr high and high school...which is pretty impressive if you think about it.
I have used a couple of Supermarket johns. Extremely rare occurence though.
If I am on the road or something and forced to go in a public restroom I only go in the public bathrooms of nice hotels.
I have taken a couple dumps on planes but other than that only hotels or at home, or a few times in the woods.
I will go in the parking lot before I take a dump in a movie theater toilet...those, gas station and school toilets are just about the nastiest things on planet earth.
I also haven't pissed indoors at any dwelling I've lived in since about 1996. Why waste the water?
It is kind of cool once you get used to pissing outside...if you have a dog he will get into pissing contests with you and try to outpiss you on the spot you are pissing on...it can be kind of a pain because your dog in his haste to outpiss you will sometimes get right in your line of fire and get pissed on. I mean major.
Luckily for them, it doesn't bother them in the least near as I can tell.
Best thing about it, unless you have a huge freaking dog you can almost always outpiss them...but they make it up for it in frequency and recovery rate. I swear it's like they hold that in and wait for you to piss or something and they've always got some held in reserve for emergencies or something.
That is actually a very good point.
Pissing outside is addictive. I started doing it part time when I was building a house and basically living on unimproved land in the early 90's and at some I just got addicted to it.
My family used to give me about doing it and act like I was a barbarian and my reply was simple, I may be barbaric but at least I don't urinate in my own dwelling...and squander precious resources while I'm doing it.
After a couple of years my old Dad became a convert and defends the concept of pissing outside, my brother is now closet outdoor pisser but his wife chews his ass out for doing it so he has to be more secretive about it. A younger cousin also decided the idea made sense and now his mom chews me out every time she sees me becuase she says he pisses right by the backdoor and makes it smell like piss....but his Dad is also kind of becoming a convert to the idea.
Thing is...this is the all time best weed killer ever made. You piss on a spot for a week or 2 and there won't be anything living there really. After a month or so that ground is good to go again.
I will say one thing I've noticed, if you have a regular piss spot, butterflies love it for some reason...I mean there will 50-100 of them on that spot in springtime all fluttering about you as you piss....must be what it feels like to be in Song of the South or something. Try it if you don't believe me...
man, what a crappy thread this turned out to be.
Also, makes for a great dear deterent if you live in the country!!!
Dayum Whott, you rock!!!!.......................................... .................................................. ...
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So drop em & take one for the team!!!
now it's as stupid as piss.
Thanks Marini and I appreciate the support. It means a lot to me coming from a woman. I haven't had much support for this concept among the female population outside of my grandmother...who is a country girl, and my ex-wife who was a near fanatical naturalist. In fact I've had a couple girls refuse to go out with me again when I refused to go indoors.
Also, makes for a great dear deterent if you live in the country!!!
Dayum Whott, you rock!!!!.......................................... .................................................. ...
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So drop em & take one for the team!!!
You need to quit telling them "I need to go outside to take a leak"!!!
So where's the penitar??????
You!!!! Viva Las Penitar!!!!
I do the same thing.
I always kind of do the opposite thing, I use the john even when I was just pissing because a urinal is too high for me... I'm only 5'7.A little bit taller than Tom Cruise though.
49 posts in and not a single corn referrence? What has SpursTalk come to...
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