Ok, but I get to have you sit on my lap for bedtime stories.
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Jim hurry up and sign me up im a college student with a year left in school and im about to turn 22 in october hurry up and sign me up! lol j/k
Ok, but I get to have you sit on my lap for bedtime stories.
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I guess [/U]really[U] do look a lot older...
*SOB*
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No kidding.....WTF was that?!?!?![]()
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I think we've been replaced...
...by Duff!
Duff and Iminlakerland = brother and sister?
No no no...the reason is I can only claim them on my taxes if they are 22 or under and in college.....not because I am not in love with you two girls anymore. Get it now?
sheesh...such sensitivity.....![]()
mmm hmmmm...
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S y....I am not BSing you. I was looking for a deduction...not pussy.
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Don't listen to that bas Jim, S y and SW!! He could never love you like the Chopper could.
Remember that delicious Chopper sandwich that the three of us shared so long ago??? I'd never trade you two in on a 22 year old like Jim wants to do!
There's a lot more of me where that came from ladies!!
I can even do tricks to tantalize and enhance the mood. . .
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Hot damn!
Jimbo...it's ovah!
I make enough to afford good socks.
You know you're getting older when you are more worried about taxes than women!!!![]()
You got that right.
I want to hit the golf course more than hit it.
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Damn Jim!!! I feel like the cavemen must of when the dinosaurs died off!![]()
I will be alright once SW and S y stop giving me the cold shoulder.
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Why not hit it on the golf course?
I did that once, on the 18th green at Bryan Muni.
My friend shot a 15 on the last hole at Olympia once. That pissed me off.
Older Women by Ronnie McDowell
Older women, make beautiful lovers
Older women, they understand
I've been around some, and I have discovered
That older women know just how to please a man.
(Verse)
Everybody seems to love those younger women
From eighteen on up to twenty-five
Well I love 'em too, but I'm tellin' you
Learnin' how to really love, takes a little time.
(Verse)
So baby don't you worry about growin' older
Those young girls ain't got nothin' in you
'Cause it takes some livin', to get good at givin'
And givin' love is just where you could teach them a thing or two.
Damn, that's sig material.
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