caption: Kobe & Sasha

[Spursfan092120]

I hope Vanessa sees this..maybe then that crazy will finally leave me...

[FaithInOne]

I said what what

[GooberNuts]

I said what what

in the butt

[lefty]

Kobe: " Sasha, I know you're not Hispanic, but do you want to be my new housekeeper? "

[Yuixafun]

Kobe's face right there reminds me of Mr. Horse from the Ren and Stimpy Show.

Kids cartoon... anyone remember, with the deranged chihuahua and whatever the Ren was. Sometimes it was funny, more often disturbing. Here's some sample dialogue.

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Mr. Horse: So, uh... you wanna know what's wrong with you? (Ren nods his head as tries to strike a match) You really wanna know what's wrong? (Ren nods again and continues to light the match) I'll tell you what's wrong with you... (Ren lights the match and lights a cigarette with it, then Mr. Horse shoves it into his face in anger.) YOU'RE F[Honks]ING CRAZY! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!
Ren: Crazy!?
Mr. Horse: THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP, AWAY FROM DECENT, NORMAL PEOPLE!! WHAT KIND OF A LUNATIC ARE YOU!!?? YOU JUST WALK UP TO STRANGERS ON THE STREET AND TELL 'EM, "HEY MISTER. YOU WANNA HEAR SOME SICK STORIES OF MY TWISTED FUSE"!!??
Ren: I don't understand! I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! I told you all my darkest secrets! And now you tell me I'm crazy?! What kind of a psychologist are you?!
Mr. Horse: PSYCHOLOGIST???!!! ARE YOU NUTS??!! I'M A HORSE!!!! YOU CRAZY SON OF A TWIT!!! I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING DEAD OUTTA YOU!!!!!

[lefty]

Kobe's face right there reminds me of Mr. Horse from the Ren and Stimpy Show.

Kids cartoon... anyone remember, with the deranged chihuahua and whatever the Ren was. Sometimes it was funny, more often disturbing. Here's some sample dialogue.

----

Mr. Horse: So, uh... you wanna know what's wrong with you? (Ren nods his head as tries to strike a match) You really wanna know what's wrong? (Ren nods again and continues to light the match) I'll tell you what's wrong with you... (Ren lights the match and lights a cigarette with it, then Mr. Horse shoves it into his face in anger.) YOU'RE F[Honks]ING CRAZY! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!
Ren: Crazy!?
Mr. Horse: THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP, AWAY FROM DECENT, NORMAL PEOPLE!! WHAT KIND OF A LUNATIC ARE YOU!!?? YOU JUST WALK UP TO STRANGERS ON THE STREET AND TELL 'EM, "HEY MISTER. YOU WANNA HEAR SOME SICK STORIES OF MY TWISTED FUSE"!!??
Ren: I don't understand! I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! I told you all my darkest secrets! And now you tell me I'm crazy?! What kind of a psychologist are you?!
Mr. Horse: PSYCHOLOGIST???!!! ARE YOU NUTS??!! I'M A HORSE!!!! YOU CRAZY SON OF A TWIT!!! I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING DEAD OUTTA YOU!!!!!

I've always thought Kobe had a horse face

[kobyz]

caption Kobe

[manufor3]

"u feel me kobe..."

"oh i feel it sasha"

[hater]

"the machine needs service"

[manufan10]

Sasha: Come here and give your SugarDaddy some love!
Kobe: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me.

[manufan10]

caption Kobe

Kobe: Wow, you're bigger than Sasha.
Battier: Yeah, I'm hung like a horse.

[koriwhat]

was it just me last night or was sasha about to start pouring tears right before pj pulled him out of the game? dude's such a ! cry baby ! i thought machines don't show emotion?