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"I haven't had my gorilla game all season, I'm going to start reminding people of my gorilla game," - Amare emire
The game he played after that quote he had a career night of four points and 0-7 from the field.
"I haven't had my gorilla game all season, I'm going to start reminding people of my gorilla game," - Amare emire
The game he played after that quote he had a career night of four points and 0-7 from the field.
“That's gonna be fun, ... I love the tension. I love when everything's going wrong ... In the NBA, they don't promote guys like me. They like guys who like Cheerios, good guys. But I find a way to promote myself.”
“I mean, last season, I was 24 going on 25. Now, I am 25 going on 26. You grow up, you make mistakes and you learn from that. I am trying not to make the same mistakes.”
“They have to find a better definition of the ball in the stands.”
"Fortunately beer doesn't harm your eyes, you can just whipe it out."
"I've been in the stands before..."
"Brandon Roy is the best player I've played against."
"I'm growing up, maturing, but at the same time I'm hood forever"
"Stay focused and stay away from unknown females."
"When you train dogs to fight, someone could really get hurt or die just from snappin'." - RonRon in a PETA add
"The Lakers were so bad that the Clippers are suing them for Iden y Theft." Jay Leno on LAL-HOU game 4
Still mad about the game, but the joke was funny as
Once, when asked if he was concerned about his former coach Nate McMillan commenting that he has a selfish at ude, replied, "I don't have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome."
-NBA player Jerome James
LOL!!!!
Some dumb s playing in the NBA. They gotta thank mother nature that they are good athletes cause they would be sweeping the streets right now.
Coach: "Son, what is it with you, ignorance or just apathy?"
Player: "I don't know and I don't care." (I forget where I read this)
Following a road loss by the Bulls to the Salt Lake City-based Jazz, Rodman said, “It’s difficult to get in sync because of all the in Mormons out here. And you can quote me on that.”
"It's almost like we have ESPN."
-Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together
More hilarious than dumb...."Anytime you bring Michael Olowokandi on to your team, disaster is soon to follow." Bill Walton
"Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know." -Shaq
"Play some Picasso."
Former New Jersey Net Chris Morris, to a piano player at a hotel bar while trying to impress a date.
"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win." - Doug Collins
The Big Aristotle?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaha that's GENIUS!
Anything out of Stuart Scott
Anything from the mouth of Lakers announcer Stu Lantz, esp. when he pulls those comments like "Kobe says, "I'll give it to you sasha", and sasha says, "No, I think I'll pass it to Fisher instead", and Fisher shoots and says, "All right"."
Comments like that piss me off because the laker players didn't even say that, Stu Lantz is just making up
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