"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'"
That was a real song? Holy crap, I thought it was a fake song.
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'"
Peter: "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
Lawrence: "I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."
"my advice is kick someone's ass or become someone's "
'Did you get the memo on those TPS reports?'
"You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
"This is a !"
"Hey, Peter. Whaaats haaaapening?"
One of the funniest shots is Peter's dream with a sweaty Lumbergh holding his cup of coffee while lazily banging away.![]()
We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!
why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks
It WAS a good name, until I turned 12 and that no talent assclown started winning Grammys.
Bob: Peter you have been missing a lot of work lately?
Peter: Well Bob I wouldn't say I been missing it.
You must not listen to Geto Boys.
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i like jonny paycheck he is the one who worte and sang take this job and shove it before they truen it into a rap
Peter: So, I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it, so that means every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
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Answering machine: Yeah uh hi, its saturday just lettin ya know your supposed to be here. BEEEP
Yeah hi,
yeahhhh
uh hi....
Yeah me again
hiiiiiii
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I just watched this one a few days ago. Still hilarious.
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcv5e6xX25I
Michael Bolton: You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
Hilarious movie.
Kori has never seen it![]()
I'm surprised Milton hasn't posted yet.
No, I don't.
Hilarious!!!!!![]()
Go to Blockbuster STAT.
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