Attention peasants, I have now annexed Spurs Talk for Rome

[LnGrrrR]

Caligula was one crazy mofo.

[NRHector]

he should be send to the lions

[jag]

For some reason I wanted to read that to the beat of "Momma Said Knock You Out".

As a side note, I thougt it was somewhat clever.

[BlackSwordsMan]

tl/dr

[BlackSwordsMan]

another bump fail

[kamikazi_player]

Is this thread still going on? shoulda stop feeding the troll 8 hours ago.

[TimDunkem]

It's a new concept, and clearly someone is trying to put that freshman level Latin course to good use. However the only thing that doesn't fail out loud about this thread is that if a petty, incestuous, mentally unstable bag like Caligula were around today I would not be surprised to hear that he was a Lakers fan.

Smartest post in this thread.

[JamStone]

the only thing that doesn't fail out loud about this thread is that if a petty, incestuous, mentally unstable bag like Caligula were around today I would not be surprised to hear that he was a Lakers fan.

Or an internet gangsta rapper.

[Rappin' Caligula]

The new in town I see.

No serf, I am not replacing your status as the old - in town. I am your Caesar and should be treated as such.

[Rappin' Caligula]

I thought it was hip.

Ah, yes. People from Utah often like my olde-timey flow. For this you shall be granted favor in the new Spurs Talk. Now kiss my ring.

[Rappin' Caligula]

For some reason I wanted to read that to the beat of "Momma Said Knock You Out".

As a side note, I thougt it was somewhat clever.

It is indeed written to the speed of the only man that Caligula has ever considered his close equal, a Mr. Ladies Love Cool J. You may also kiss my ring.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Is this thread still going on? shoulda stop feeding the troll 8 hours ago.

There is no ignoring such greatness, you insignificant. I will now rape your livestock for your transgressions. I will spare your camels, for I am just.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Some of you are ruining a good meme. Stop making these stupid new rappin' ____ trolls. You're killing it. Leave it to the funny people.

So, it was left to the "funny people" initially? Could have fooled me. You amuse me though... you may be my clown.

[Rappin' Caligula]

I'm surprised no one mentioned his horse, a member of the Roman senate

Ah, yes Incitatus. A wiser horse there never was. So, it should come as no shock that he helped me pen my poem and in particular the latin.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Isn't failure based on at some point having positive intention? On that note, I have succeeded well above what I thought reasonable. So who's pulling who's strings my little gutter rat?

[FaithInOne]

[robbie380]

....stay gay

[Rappin' Caligula]

....stay gay

Not gay specifically, I women, children and animals of all sorts as well. But if you're asking really nicely honey pot, then you might just have the luck of servicing your Emperor.

[manufan10]

Isn't failure based on at some point having positive intention? On that note, I have succeeded well above what I thought reasonable. So who's pulling who's strings my little gutter rat?

So you were planning on failing? Your whole thread wasn't looking for positive intention?? FAIL.

[rayray2k8]

No serf, I am not replacing your status as the old - in town. I am your Caesar and should be treated as such.

[Rappin' Caligula]

[quote=manufan10;3451959]So you were planning on failing? Your whole thread wasn't looking for positive intention?? FAIL.

Why would your Caesar ever care about the adoration of his peasants? It's not up to you to judge me, just to react to me. And you have done that like a loyal subject. Your attention rains down on me like sweet ambrosia from the nipples of the gods. Thank you citizen.

[resistanze]

lol, still posting.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Or an internet gangsta rapper.

Your Roman province of Detroit has seen enough ugliness this year, I will not mention your beloved centurion's the Pistons, so as a kind ruler I will let your inference that I am a mere internet gangsta rapper slide. And on a parting word, may the Lakers slay the Magic and all that have been spawned or laid with any of their clan. May our banner be lofted in new Rome so all may splendor and shiver at it's glory and our trophy show all the power that is the our Empire.

[Laker Lanny]

You have to give this guy an "E" for effort!

[robbie380]

Not gay specifically, I women, children and animals of all sorts as well. But if you're asking really nicely honey pot, then you might just have the luck of servicing your Emperor.

nice try you fruity roman