You people picking on Palin don't know what you're talking about. Two things:
1) Even though the state capital of Juneau is several hundred miles further away from Russia than Wasilla is, Governor Palin has a crystal ball in her office that allows her to see into Vladimir Putin's soul and know what he is up to. This crystal ball is magic and can never be removed from the state of Alaska. Sarah had to work a very long time to become a White Wizard so she could use this ball. George W. Bush once had a counterfeit crystal ball, so when he thought he was looking into Valdimir Putin's soul, he was actually looking into John Malkovich. So this is a very, very important national security issue.
2) The chief job of the governor of Alaska is not to run the executive branch of government from Juneau. There is an observation tower on the western tip of Alaska overlooking the Bering Strait, and it is the governor's job to sit in that tower with binoculars and look across the strait to see if the Russians are doing anything su ious. Governor Palin kept herself in fantastic shape climbing up and down the ladder to that tower. So again, a very, very important national security issue.
Sarah just got sick and tired of toiling day after day to protect America with her crystal ball and her binoculars, and getting nothing but grief. So she quit.