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    To answer your question, though, it's commonly done. If it was my own Senator or Rep I might be a little bit miffed about the double duty. But Texas governors are so weak I wouldn't begrudge any who ran for President.

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    or she could do what obama actually did and fulfill the duties of his elected position while he won a national campaign (and collected his taxpayer provided paycheck)

    but her book tour was too demanding
    Governors can't just vote present in their job.

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    To answer your question, though, it's commonly done. If it was my own Senator or Rep I might be a little bit miffed about the double duty. But Texas governors are so weak I wouldn't begrudge any who ran for President.
    Thanks for the support.

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    The next presidential election is almost 3 1/2 years away. Any notion that she had to quit her job as governor NOW because she would be doing a disservice to it as a presidential candidate is ridiculous.

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    Governors can't just vote present in their job.

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    Wow, he's like the an hesis to the George Washington all purpose awnser for anything negative here.

    I get you don't like the guy, but george bush was "involved" in the governorship and still had to sign bills and make decisions on executions.

    What did obama do? He Co sponsored a bill touting transperancy and then when he got to the POTUS he flip flopped on his once held virtue, but i guess that's more hope 'n change nuancey stuff there we neanderthals can't grasp.

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    Wow, he's like the an hesis to the George Washington all purpose awnser for anything negative here.

    I get you don't like the guy, but george bush was "involved" in the governorship and still had to sign bills and make decisions on executions.

    What did obama do? He Co sponsored a bill touting transperancy and then when he got to the POTUS he flip flopped on his once held virtue, but i guess that's more hope 'n change nuancey stuff there we neanderthals can't grasp.
    Well, he did vote for the TARP in the middle of his campaign.

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    Below is NOT The Onion.

    The Huffington PostJuly 6, 2009

    Robert Lanham

    Posted: July 6, 2009 06:41 PM

    Palin Holds Press Conference to Explain Last Press Conference



    Responding to criticism that many were confused by her resignation speech on Friday, Governor Palin issued another press conference today to explain her reasons in "plain English" and without the use of sports and/or fish metaphors.

    "When I last spoke about the issues at hand here on Friday," stated Palin, "I was addressing hardworking, average Americans who understand what it means to be a leader. Average Americans also understand sports metaphors and the direction a dead fish will move when in a particular body of water that has a current."

    Last week's surprise press conference, conducted on Palin's back lawn in Wasilla, has been the subject of much speculation with many accusing the governor of not clearly articulating her reasons for resigning her seat as governor.

    "It's come to my attention that some of my critics, mainly out-of-touch members of the media elite who don't follow basketball, were confused when I mentioned being a point guard and the full-court press that was being applied here," said Palin.

    "Let me state my reasons in plain English without any sports analogies: I'm resigning because I feel I can be a more effective leader operating from the sidelines. I'm no bench warmer," she added.

    ( she's on the sidelines, but on warming the bench. Is she gonna coach? cheerlead? play an instrument? )

    Throughout the holiday weekend the media tried to make sense of Palin's resignation as well as her ability to make an entire speech without stopping once to take oxygen into her lungs.

    Anderson Cooper, was candidly perplexed by all the talk about hoops and baskets.

    "Honestly, I know nothing about basketball," said Cooper. "All I know about is politics."

    Meanwhile, a sports reporter covering the conference for the Wasilla Times was equally confounded. "I do follow basketball and I don't know what the she was talking about," he said.

    Standing on her lawn in Wasilla this morning, her family once again by her side, Palin attempted to clear up the confusion about fish and point guards while ending speculations that she was leaving office because of an impending scandal.

    "The great state of Alaska and her great people know what I was talking about last Friday," Palin told the handful of reporters invited to attend the event. "But let me explain again to those who are eager to attack me."

    "When I was a point guard at Wasilla High School," she continued, "my nickname was 'The Barracuda.' Barracudas hunt in packs and they put a full-court press on their prey, just like people have been doing to me. And driving to the hoop, this barracuda didn't want to suc b because if I let them beat me, I'd be like a dead fish floating with the current. But that's not how this barracuda is wired. No siree."

    Palin went on to note that since barracudas travel in large schools they understand the value of teamwork.

    "Barracudas know when to pass the ball--for victory," she said. "Or at least they would if they had hands underwater there, instead of fins and whatnot." ( whatnot? )



    Critics say that today's press conference was even more confusing than the one held on Friday, further muddling the governor's reasons for departure.

    Still, Palin did manage to shed some light on her ability to make an eight-minute speech without taking a breath.

    "They don't call me the Barracuda just because I'm tough," she told reporters referring to her uncanny ability to forgo breathing.

    "Sometimes, I prefer making speeches without breathing at all. I'm an avid runner and depriving my brain of oxygen sorta feels like having a runner's high. Plus, I know the First Dude will catch me should I get too dizzy. He's a deacon at our family's Pentecostal church and has lots of practice catching fainters who have had demons exorcised."

    ( or catching dead fish!! )


    Most scientists say that when the brain is deprived of oxygen it can no longer function properly, and that this could explain the governor's inability to communicate clearly. But fervent Palin supporter, Kristal, contends that the brain can operate just fine without oxygen.

    "Excess carbon emissions cause global warming, too little oxygen can cause decreased brain activity, blah blah blah blah blah," said a visibly agitated Kristal. "These are clearly just theories, pseudo science promoted by liberals."

    In response to a question posed by a Times reporter, Palin also took a moment to briefly address posts she made to her Twitter account on Saturday where she threatened several reporters with lawsuits.

    "I just needed to be clear since there have been baseless allegations about me in the last several days. Just because my nickname is barracuda and I don't need to breathe, that doesn't imply that I'm a dead fish floating with the current. Let's be clear, I swim against the beltway's politics-as-usual current!"

    Palin spokesperson, Peg Mapleton says the governor will be holding another press conference at noon on Thursday.
    "She's decided to hold a third press conference to clear up any confusion surrounding the second press conference since there are still a few lingering questions about what she said in her first press conference,"
    said Mapleton.




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    I get you don't like the guy, but george bush was "involved" in the governorship and still had to sign bills and make decisions on executions.
    Wow, you missed it alltogether. George Bush ran for President while serving as Governor of Texas but Palin had to resign 3 1/2 years before an election from a term that ends in 1 1/2 years!

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    Robert Lanham's writing has appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Maxim, Radar, Nylon, Playboy, Salon, McSweeney's, and Time Out New York, among others. He is the author of the satirical anthropological studies The Hipster Handbook, Food Court Druids, and The Sinner's Guide to the Evangelical Right. Lanham is the founder and editor of the trendsetting publication FREEwilliamsburg.com.

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    It's a lampoon, b_d. But I guess you knew that when you posted it.

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    What confused me was the interlineal riffing, the sarcastic commentary.

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    If you already liked the spoof, why did you cap the author's punch lines with your own? It just seems a little weird to me.

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    The funniest ing thing about Palin is she so brightly shows the complete and utter hypocrisy of the left. People are so vicious towards her, yet are completely oblivious to how hypocritical they are in their political beliefs.

    It blows my mind how they will never be able to see it.
    but it was that her supporters seemed intent on never acknowledging her errors, refused to hold her accountable when she made misleading statements and began making virtues out of her weaknesses.
    Sounds familiar.
    That's not all. What about the feminists complaining about her not being home. So many other examples.

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    I simply cannot believe how STUPID so many of you are here assigning negative motives to an action that you don't have all the facts on.

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    I simply cannot believe how STUPID so many of you are here assigning negative motives to an action that you don't have all the facts on.
    Everybody is allowed to speculate, including the OP.
    If she would have been concise on what she is planning to do, then there would be no room for speculation. Heck, she could have simple said 'I'm taking some time off to meditate about my future', and that would have reduced the opinion as to wether her decision was sound or not.
    So, basically, it was her choice to bring all this speculation over her future, not the STUPID posters in this thread.

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    Everybody is allowed to speculate, including the OP.
    If she would have been concise on what she is planning to do, then there would be no room for speculation. Heck, she could have simple said 'I'm taking some time off to meditate about my future', and that would have reduced the opinion as to wether her decision was sound or not.
    So, basically, it was her choice to bring all this speculation over her future, not the STUPID posters in this thread.
    Speculation is one thing. I have speculated too. I also said "assign negative motive."

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    So has anyone figured out what the the point-guard metaphor meant? Pass the ball to Romney or Jindal for an assist? Ah, - not Huckabee (*brick*)...
    Last edited by PixelPusher; 07-07-2009 at 01:25 AM.

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    Responding to criticism that many were confused by her resignation speech on Friday, Governor Palin issued another press conference today to explain her reasons in "plain English" and without the use of sports and/or fish metaphors.
    "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"

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    Speculation is one thing. I have speculated too. I also said "assign negative motive."
    What's that even supposed to mean?
    Speculation is positive, negative and every shade of gray in-between. Like I said, if she would have been clear from the get go, then there would be no room for speculation, negative or otherwise.

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    What did obama do? He Co sponsored a bill touting transperancy and then when he got to the POTUS he flip flopped on his once held virtue, but i guess that's more hope 'n change nuancey stuff there we neanderthals can't grasp.
    This bit makes no sense. He obviously lied about wanting transparency, or at least for a good majority of areas.

    You know how ridiculous you guys sound always spouting the "Hopenchange" line, right?

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