Tony dumps Chestica

[Thunder Dan]

He did the smart thing. Broke up with her before her birthday...saves him from buying a present!

I used to do that all the time back in grade school. Every Valentines day and Birthday I would dump my girlfriend. I think I stopped doing it like 2 years ago

[Trainwreck2100]

So Tony Romo, the overhyped, repeat "choke artist" gives up a woman that was way out of his league in the first place. Hmm, a guy who can't catch a snap for a field goal, or this woman right here

You don't marry a blonde, you just em till the fun wears out, just ask Kobe