Pregnant By Swimming?

[Richard Cranium]

Now that is what I call a gene pool.

[stretch]

awesome

[tp2021]

Those swimmers give Phelps a run for his money.

[GeorgeCostanza]

I believe it. My boys can swim baby!!

[CosmicCowboy]

It was actually the bell hop jerking off with her panties while she was in the pool.

[Summers]

How can you narrow the timeline down that well?

They actually do narrow down the date of conception almost to the day based on the size of the fetus, but my understanding is that's if it's measured before it gets too far along. The growth and development is very standardized during the first 3 or 4 months. But I agree with you: she's probably being diddled by her father.

While I think you have a point that one would expect more than a couple of weeks to pass before testing a 13 year old for pregnancy, I got my first positive pregnancy test 9 days after I ovulated with this pregnancy. Ridiculously faint and we weren't sure we believed it, but it was true enough.

Anyway, a lot of symptoms set in between 6 and 7 weeks, so I might pinpoint that as a reasonable time to test, particularly if there was a missed period (which there ought to have been by that point).

If they used the standard dating by last menstrual period and assumed a cycle day 14 ovulation, they could try to pinpoint it that way. I doubt very much it would hold up in court, but it could be the reasoning they are using (which isn't even within spitting distance of logic or biology).

I'm not sure a 13-year-old would recognize the symptoms of pregnancy or be able to remember her last period (if she was having them). There are plenty of stories of girls older than 13 getting halfway through pregnancy before realizing they were pregnant. At 13? "I just threw up my breakfast for no reason... time to play!"

[Summers]

I think the family's in de Nile.

I forgot to say that was a nice touch.