Bryant ‘Optimistic’ Odom Will Re-Sign With Lakers

[Mr. Body]

Lakers are real stupid to bring back a guy that almost guarantees them rings, lol.

*snert*

[crc21209]

More like "Kobe hopes Odom re-signs with Lakers to avoid asking for another trade."

[lefty]

Kobe " Yo Lamar wassup; this is the greatest baller of all-time calling from Thailand "
Lamar " Hey Kob; how ar.."
Kobe " Shut up "
Lamar " ...e you doing...wait WTF "
Kobe " Sorry I'm raping an Asian chick, her name is Sakda"
Lamar " Sasha ???? "
Kobe " No no; SAKDA, its a Thai chick name; "
Lamar " Dude I just looked it up on my MePhone; in Thailand Sakda is a male name "
Kobe " .... "
Lamar " WTF; that's it I'm going to Miami "
Kobe " So liste..."
Lamar " click...."

Kobe (dialing his GM) "teet-teet-teet-teet-teet"
Kobe " Mitch I want to be traded "
Mitch " Don't worry, I'm calling Jerry West "