Dirk's fiancee, Taylor, not pregnant

[Fabbs]

So what about the media baboons who previously said Dallas County jail and Parkland Hospital had tested her and found her pregnant?
Report: Taylor indeed pregnant
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4207828

[hater]

what now?

He'll probably go back to Yellowstone Park to try to catch another one

[cheguevara]

this thread has potential

[nkdlunch]

it's scientifically impossible for man and beast to have offspring

[tlongII]

While people are all celebrating and having a few laughs, it may not be quite that easy for Dirk. If even a small part of him believed he might be having a child, then he has a loss to deal with on some level. At least he now knows.

I nominate this for Dumb Post of the Day!

[Culburn369]

it's scientifically impossible for man and beast to have offspring

Chelsea Clinton the exception.

[hater]

it's scientifically impossible for man and beast to have offspring

either that or given than average gestation for Baboons is 5 months, little Dirk has already been donated to the San Diego zoo.

[Banzai]

[Libri]

I figure he was doing this when he found out....

[Indazone]

That video was awesome. I can imagine almost any guy doing that dance when he finds out that that the baby isn't his! Or in this case...no baby at all! Way to go Dirk!! Luck is on your side today.

[adidas11]

That video is funny.

And good news for Dirk. No guy needs a nightmare like that chick in his life, reproducing with his sperm.

[ploto]

I nominate this for Dumb Post of the Day!

I am guessing you have never thought you were pregnant only to find out a few days later that you weren't. It is a loss nonetheless. Even if she was never pregnant, he prepared himself for the idea that he was a father, and now he knows he isn't. It is still a loss.

[I. Hustle]

[manufan10]

[Banzai]

[BlackBellamy]

Yup, not pregnant anymore...