Man Sues Froot Loops For Not Being Frooty At All

[Taco]

http://www2.kelloggs.com/Product/Pro...roduct=566&cat=

Ingredients

SUGAR; WHOLE GRAIN CORN FLOUR; WHEAT FLOUR; WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR; OAT FIBER; SOLUBLE CORN FIBER; PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (ONE OR MORE OF: COCONUT, SOYBEAN AND/OR COTTONSEED OILS)†; SALT; SODIUM ASCORBATE AND ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C); NIACINAMIDE; REDUCED IRON; NATURAL ORANGE, LEMON, CHERRY, RASPBERRY, BLUEBERRY, LIME AND OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS; RED #40; BLUE #2; TURMERIC COLOR; YELLOW #6; ZINC OXIDE; ANNATTO COLOR; BLUE #1; PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6); RIBOFLAVIN (VITAMIN B2); THIAMIN HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B1); VITAMIN A PALMITATE; BHT (PRESERVATIVE); FOLIC ACID; VITAMIN D; VITAMIN B12.
† LESS THAN 0.5g TRANS FAT PER SERVING

[resistanze]

It makes more sense to sue Froot Loops for tasting like chemically processed dog , IMO.

[katyon6th]

I never even noticed it was spelled "Froot"...

Same here. And now, my childhood memories of Froot Loops are forever ruined.

[Blake]

I'm going to sue "I can't believe it's not butter" because, can you believe it, it's not really butter?!?! Bas s.

why would you sue them? they are telling you "its not butter"

[Blake]

I never even noticed it was spelled "Froot"...

My lawsuit against fruit roll ups is legit. I downed several boxes today and Im not feeling any healthier.

[JudynTX]

Captain Crunch FTW!

[Taco]

Captain Crunch FTW!

Ohhhh Cap'n Crunch Ohhhhhhh.......

[LnGrrrR]

Do you think I have a case, being as I do believe it??

You should DEFINITELY sue!

[Drachen]

Ohhhh Cap'n Crunch Ohhhhhhh.......

His tongue is hanging out like that because it hurts too much to put his tongue in his mouth, you know, seeing as the roof of his mouth is all scratched and bloody from the Cap'n Crunch.

On a related note, I have searched the annals of Naval history and there was never a man of any world navy with the last name "Crunch"? Do I smell a lawsuit?

[tp2021]

there were free razors in the original quattro thread

Which has been locked for how long?

[TheSullyMonster]

I don't know what is worse the idiot who decided to sue or the lawyer who said" you know what, I think we have a case"!

Lawyer gets paid either way, why not?

Nice sig.

[Blake]

Lawyer gets paid either way, why not?

really? how much does a lawyer get paid for losing this case?

[4down]

Wow, just wow. So should we try to sue the Beatles for being a rock group and not in fact a species of winged insects? Spurstalk for not allowing VOIP functionality so we can TALK about the Spurs [hence, it whould actually should be Spurswrite] Snoop Doggy Dogg for misrepresenting himself as a member of the canine species?

Ridic, yo!