You locals notice all the whitewing doves sitting on the power lines?

[phyzik]

This is what it sounds like when doves cry?

Doves dont cry when they are dead. In fact, I dont know of any animal that cries after they die. They may pass gas if you leave them for a while though.

[Hook Dem]

Maybe they learned that people don't shoot at power lines?

I see that you've never spent a new years eve in San Antonio!