sorry son
I apologize
Agreed.....this isn't a Kobe hate thread, the OP made it to hate on Shaq.
sorry son
I apologize
You'd seriously take him back Luva?
Dear Lakaluva
no.
Best regards,
TheMachine
There is no upside to Daddy now. Not a trace of prime remains.
I also like the team when everyone is getting along. Why bring drama to a team when they are already winning? Is Shaq really the answer? i dont think so.
If they could bring him in for the min and say, "If you screw this up, you're cut and good luck finding a new team," it could work, but I don't see Shaq taking a discount.
No amount of money is going to prompt Daddy. It's over. Whereas once up a time he had control over his destiny, that control now is flat-lined. It's like when someone has a terminal illness, is dying, and everybody knows but that person. It's like when Jordan came back for those 2 years in Washington, nobody said a word, they just all waited their turn to take a piece of his ass for themselves. Same thing with Daddy, the Cavs are using him to goose the gate, and the players are licking their chops to take a piece of his ass in turn.
& everybody is hurrying up to get their's before the gravy train ends.
It's like pitiful.
Dear Shaq,
You can thank us for your 4th ring
Sincerely,
Bennett Salvatore and Dan Crawford
Yup
Desperate teams want Shaq...and we've seen the results. The Lakers had Shaq in his PRIME and let him go. There is no way they want him now.
Dear Shaq
Can you get me a Cracker Jack ring at least?
Sincerely, Lebron
Dear Shaq Diesel,
Stop playing like a . You're not playing against es anymore.
Digs and es,
Misty May and Keri Walsh
El Shaqin Grande,
You only 37, bro. I'm really 55 and still hit .313 lass season, chico.
Siempre,
Miggy Tejada
Dear Diary,
Today the Spurs Fandom built us a straw hut with a wailing wall in it for us to wail at now that they put a large salami up our poop chute. We go in there and pay homage to Spurs Fandom. We also cry and carry on and hope we will heal.
That's all today, Diary. I have to go now and lip smack some San Antonio rump-a-rooney.
- Jammy
Dear Shaq,
Can I have just 1 of your several million dollars? C'mon Superman, don't be mean, you have lots of 'em!
Sincerely, Carlos
Dear Rappin Shaq,
You are FAT, like my CAT.
Regards,
Rappin Glen Davis
The 2 x 4
Daddy, Daddy, 2 x 4
Can't get thru the bathroom door
The Mavs jammed it in their haste
To flee from the Florida State
Daddy, Daddy, Kobe told
All your secrets from those ho's
Mrs. Daddy took a fit
Try to git a legal writ
Daddy, Daddy, cried & cried
But, she wanted a ring like Kobe's bride
- Vanilla Castleberry
Good one.
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P.S. and thanks for letting me ride the coat tails while you were here.
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