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So, let me get this straight... while my husband is out driving my kids around on Friday night, you're stoned and on the road? Tell me I'm wrong...
The first step is admitting to it ,major racks to you.how long you been sober?
12 hours?
you dam right it wasn't..Your drunk stoned fat ass on the road is a major accident waiting to happen. First off you need bright red cones and flares..that wasn't the issue....
The bright red cones are perfect to get Cops to ingnor you and keep driving as they head out to Krespy Kream.
The flares hide any smell of weed, And as for the red light in your dash that blinks on and off saying.. CHECK YOUR ING ENGINE you lazy fat beer drinking ass hole? You might want to pull over next time.
That I can agree on.. your so big I bet you pushing an 18 wheeler off the road is like me pushing a piece of meat MikeyP tossed on my shirt as he was eating a plate of bar B Q at kori's GTG off my shirt.and i've pushed cars by myself before
Your so big ...a Rent A center truck looks like a Hot Wheel in your hands
over share.........anyhow, i didn't want cops to come. they would have either 1) laughed and helped me bust my ass as was reeking at the time, maybe me too.
how about the horror stories your cell mate might have? have you ever thought about him?i've heard the horror stories about 6 months in jail for as much as a seed.
Spam? , I would settle for Sonic right about now..i'm sorry bout the spam mouse..
But did you save 25% switching to GEICO ?..my car may be a piece of , but it's my piece of , and i gotta take care of it, for a few more months at least....
actually ex....funny you should mention it...i actually ate two roaches...i didn't have pockets at the time...damn it....and the one j that i threw, i thought of retrieving the day after, but i have since written off as a Loss.
That was worth the whole trip
Last edited by mouse; 04-19-2005 at 01:51 AM. Reason: I felt bad
So, let me get this straight... while my husband is out driving my kids around on Friday night, you're stoned and on the road? Tell me I'm wrong...
Bingo!
i wasn't stoned yet des.
and no alcohol was in my system.
so rest assured.
but i'll make no excuses for myself.
the only accident i've ever had is when i fell asleep at the wheel in 93. no alcohol was involved there either...i had stayed out late the night before, took moms to work at 530am, drove 15 miles on the highway no problem, but fell asleep about 2 blocks from home...car veered right and hit a parked car.
but again...that's for another thread.
i will say i got that i got my car off the road on friday in 10 minutes. so maybe i have a future at AAA myself....
and nice comments mouse....
You weren't stoned yet, or you weren't smoking yet? Never mind, don't answer. You get the idea anyway.
You weren't stoned yet, or you weren't smoking yet? Never mind, don't answer. You get the idea anyway.
hey, i said i was an idiot, what do you want from me....
seriously, i get what your saying.
i will contemplate my actions more carefully in the future.
Somehow I doubt that. But we'll let it drop.
oh i'm serious....i plan to have a spare key in my wallet and an eye on the gas at all times.
LMAO
Zac, you havent lost any respect from me!
desflood,
Get off your high horse. The man was telling us a story, not trolling for a visit from the moral police.
So, my concern for my family makes me the moral police?
you are en led to concern for you family des and you have a right to voice your feelings...
i make no excuses for myself or my actions. if i felt my driving was impaired, i wouldn't be out there...i know that won't make you feel warm and fuzzy, but it is what it is.
Or a driver eating a corndog. There was a pretty nasty wreck by my house the other day....apparently this lady was too busy feeding her face to notice the red light.
OK. I'm not going to argue with someone that thinks that they are trying to protect their family from a guy that runs out of gas and has to break into his car.
Are you that dense?
OK. I'm not going to argue with someone that thinks that they are trying to protect their family from a guy that runs out of gas and has to break into his car.
No. Are you?
Admittedly, I've never been accused of being overly intelligent. But I know I have a valid point on this one.
worst drivers are women putting on make-up!
for 1... women can't drive when they actually are paying attention... and
2... when they are looking in their vanity mirror they really can't drive!
damn...you just had to mention wrecks while eating corndogs...I rear ended a car in high school while getting a blow job...she was resting her arm on my knee and I couldn't get to the brake fast enough...lucky for her we didn't have air bags back then...Or a driver eating a corndog. There was a pretty nasty wreck by my house the other day....apparently this lady was too busy feeding her face to notice the red light.
Says my friend (who is a cop) when I hopped in his BMW M Coupe for the first time, "I'm extremely impressed by the way you drive!"
Says my husband to the salesman when I test drove an Audi S4, "Don't worry, she knows how to drive these types of cars."
i made a few corrections...
Says my friend (who is a cop, and wants to get laid) when I hopped in his BMW M Coupe for the first time, "I'm extremely impressed by the way you drive!"
Says my husband(who wants to get laid) to the salesman when I test drove an Audi S4, "Don't worry, she knows how to drive these types of cars."
Ok, before I say anything, answer a few questions for me.
1. Do you ever speed?
2. Do you ever speak on a cell phone in the car?
3. Do you ever listen to the radio in the car?
4. Do you ever do anything else while driving, which includes but is not limited to: dealing with children, eating, and putting on makeup.
I'll wait for you to respond then I'll give my opinion of what you said.
Exactly. Good post, bro.
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