5 Horrifying Things You'll Learn when Moving in with a Guy

[Strike]

1. We clean on a regular basis. It’s usually a bi-weekly basis, but hey, it’s regular.

I may not clean my place every single day but I do clean up more than bi-weekly. I like having a neat, organized home.

2. We ruin towels.

I'm not sure that cleaning up booze, pet , vomit, DNA, etc. qualify as "ruining" towels. So long as you wash them in between said cleanups, they're just fine.

3. We pee in the sink.

Yup. I do this. And I rinse the sink out afterward.

4. We make noises.

All. The. Time. If I gross myself out with my own grossness, I know I've done a good job.

5. We have guys over. A lot, actually.

This I don't do. I don't like having people in my place a lot. I'll have the occasional friend over, maybe 2 to watch a flick or sporting event, but usually I'm a guest and not the host.

Why would you want to piss where you brush your teeth ... unless you don't brush your teeth?

Gross, either way.

Unless you're pissing directly on the faucet or using the toothbrush to scrub the sink, does it really matter?

[tlongII]

I've peed in the sink before. But that was in the dorm in college.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

i piss in the basement sink all the time its only used to drain the water from the washer and it beats walkin upstairs lol

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

That list doesn't apply to "guys", it applies to "slobs". Not all guys are slobs...

[MiamiHeat]

oh mmyyy god my stomhac hurts from so much laughing