Sex, Lies and Print Media

[Shelly]

Your a good wife.

Well, he's a car , so I gotta keep his car porn going...

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

With a tear in my eye, I decided the time was right to bury it. I invited the wife to the boneyard to witness a distinguished burial. The offer was declined.

While journalistic integrity won't be as pristine as traditional media, it's arguably whether or not that is even a flaw in the eye of the average consumer.

Most papers have been cutting their journalists in line with their decline in sales, and the quality of print journalism has really taken a hit as a result. I'd actually pay more for quality, objective journalism, as opposed to the jingoistic rabble-rousing and/or incompetence that largely passes for journalism today.

As I head to bed, I see the wife curled up in the blanket. Before I lift the sheet, she asked me what I did with the frying pan. I asked if I could bury it. She shook her head no and told me to go throw the pan in the trash.

Recycle it! It's metal. Someone will happily take it off your hands for scrap.

[angel_luv]

L.J. -

I was in the grocery store this morning. When I walked past the aisle where the pans are kept, I thought of this post of yours.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Nice work brother!


Actually the death of the newspaper worries me a bit. I have fears that journalistic integrity is going to disappear and we're going to be left getting our news from message boards and chatrooms.

[BacktoBasics]

Nice work brother!


Actually the death of the newspaper worries me a bit. I have fears that journalistic integrity is going to disappear and we're going to be left getting our news from message boards and chatrooms.

Thats actually a valid point. I have a feeling that sooner than later we'll see the government find an excuse to step in and take some control over the net.

[EricB]

Thats actually a valid point. I have a feeling that sooner than later we'll see the government find an excuse to step in and take some control over the net.

Its just killing the people in the government that theres so much freedom on the net.

Just killing them that they aren't taxing the out of it and regulating the out of it.

[spurster]

The moral of the story is that newspapers need more sex and lies to avoid being thrown away like a cheap frying pan.

[SpursWoman]

@ spurster

I still love sitting on the couch, watching football and looking through the Sunday paper and ads. I would really hate it if that disappeared, I really don't like reading online that much. I like to touch what I'm reading.

[samikeyp]

You had me at..."Yesterday, the wife was preparing to make dinner"...if anyone hasn't had the pleasure of dining at Casa De Ellis....you are missing out, Kori is a of a cook.