Work restrooms

[I. Hustle]

I hate it when people close the stall door on me.

[EmptyMan]

I f'n hate it here. We have this dude that for some reason appointed himself the bathroom police and has to tell me everyday who didn't wash their hands and who pissed on the floor and stupid like that. I DON'T CARE! As long as they aren't preparing food for me and I don't have to be around them I couldn't care less.

That's a good thing!

F the assholes who completely trash the goddamn stalls. I didn't start going in public bathrooms until my 20's. True story

I quickly have learned to use the bathrooms that are closest to the bosses/professors/etc. They actually like adults and not 5 yr olds.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I won't use a public restroom. And if I am forced to use one, I refuse to wash my hands.
I use an antibacterial wipe I carry in my purse.

Well if you use on you should wash your hands. Wipes don't take care of fecal matter.

[resistanze]

The washroom on my floor is the one capacity type, so I always go to the floor below me when I need to drop a bomb. This same mother er always seems to come in whenever I'm ting or just finished.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's a good thing!

F the assholes who completely trash the goddamn stalls. I didn't start going in public bathrooms until my 20's. True story

I don't mind that. I just don't care for the dude that pisses on the toilet paper.

[mrsmaalox]

Well if you use on you should wash your hands. Wipes don't take care of fecal matter.

Now why on earth would I have fecal matter on my hands? Do you get it on your hands? What the is wrong with you??

[JudynTX]

We have hand sanitizer machines throughout both floors and I've seen people refilling their own personal bottles.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Now why on earth would I have fecal matter on my hands? Do you get it on your hands? What the is wrong with you??

Yeah. I really don't like toilet paper. Anyways, everyone should always wash their hands when you go in a restroom mo matter what you do in there. Then use the anti bacterial goop. $.02

[I. Hustle]

You should gargle with the sanitizer in case you get fecal matter in your mouth. According to Viva that is everywhere.

[mrsmaalox]

You should gargle with the sanitizer in case you get fecal matter in your mouth. According to Viva that is everywhere.

Viva is just strange.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You should gargle with the sanitizer in case you get fecal matter in your mouth. According to Viva that is everywhere.

.....well I don't know how you go to the restroom, so you may.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva is just strange.

Yes, and I sure do attract 'em.

[Melmart1]

You don't keep air spray in there?

That makes it worse! I remember someone here going on a rant about that in a thread. I only vaguely remember it, but I think it was pretty funny.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"ewwww. Fish and roses!"

[Melmart1]

Arguably the best thing about working from home is not having to use a public bathroom anymore. Damn, people are nasty! when I worked at HEB years ago someone walked in on a woman peeing in the sink. OOOOO, the toilets are literally inches away and she chose to pee in the sink?!?!?

[Crookshanks]

Arguably the best thing about working from home is not having to use a public bathroom anymore. Damn, people are nasty! when I worked at HEB years ago someone walked in on a woman peeing in the sink. OOOOO, the toilets are literally inches away and she chose to pee in the sink?!?!?

What I don't get is WHY people are so nasty when using public restrooms. Surely, they're not like that in their own homes - so why are they when at work or out in public? And guys - why is it so hard to hit the toilet instead of the floor?

[CosmicCowboy]

That makes it worse! I remember someone here going on a rant about that in a thread. I only vaguely remember it, but I think it was pretty funny.

That was me when my secretary dropped a bomb and then used half a can of ing lavendar scented spray on top of that...my office stunk like a flower turd for half the day. I was bringing in shop fans and opening all the doors.

Customers would come in and say "whats that smell?" and I would tell them that Susie grazed through Flowers to go last night.

[Soul_Patch]

And guys - why is it so hard to hit the toilet instead of the floor?

1. Sometimes the hole is just misdirected and you don't catch it right away, You also cant stop midstream, so you redirect, depending on how quick you are, it can leave a mess.

2. When the stream is dying out after a good pee, it trickles back to the source, sometimes causing some drips down the front of the pot, or on the floor near the base.

All of which any decent person would wipe up, but i doubt i would do it in a public restroom, just because i try to touch as little as possible in there as it is.

I cant stand the F'n restroom toilet paper that is basially like wiping with a big chief tablet, and usually wound so in tight in those dispensers that you have to pick it off in pieces since the in thing wont unroll.

[coyotes_geek]

i hate it when:

* they are moaning and making ing noise when their ting
* early morning s! it in 8 am and already you have to ????? at your house!

Early morning is the only time to at the office. That's the only time of day that a clean seat and a bountiful supply of the blessed paper are guaranteed.

[bus driver]

I won't use a public restroom. And if I am forced to use one, I refuse to wash my hands.
I use an antibacterial wipe I carry in my purse.

-1
if i use a public restroom, i am washing my hands regardless of wipes. ( and i dont get on my fingers)

Early morning is the only time to at the office. That's the only time of day that a clean seat and a bountiful supply of the blessed paper are guaranteed.

than y not at your house before you leave for work!
the restroom that i use is 1 stall and 1 urinal and there close together. you can hear the water splash and everything. then i have to listen to you all moan and make nosies at 8 in the morning! at least wait till after lunch

[coyotes_geek]

than y not at your house before you leave for work!
the restroom that i use is 1 stall and 1 urinal and there close together. you can hear the water splash and everything. then i have to listen to you all moan and make nosies at 8 in the morning! at least wait till after lunch

Because then I'll be stuck having to take one in the late afternoon on a throne that has been used several times over.