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[Blackjack]

There's Jose Cuervo and...

There's Jose , no?

[Manufan909]

In a bizarre turn of events late in the 3rd quarter Monday night, Toronto guard Jose Calderon, in a baffling lapse of basketball fundamentals, placed the ball down to set a screen for himself, while attempting to dribble San Antonio forward/center Matt Bonner into the paint.

This post is so full of win it's insane.

[BlackBellamy]

This post is so full of win it's insane.

[koriwhat]

Calderon: "Da ball. Da ball."

[buttsR4rebounding]

After the Raptor's Jose Calderon collapses from exhaustion during the 3rd quarter of the Spurs game, Matt Bonner consoles him, "Jose, I used to be a 98 pound weakling, too...until I joined Planet Fitness...now I can jam w/ 2 hands. I can get you a free pass...".

[lefty]

BONNER: " Damn Jose, look pay attention, would you? "
JOSE : " Sorry, I was looking at Lefty's sig "