"Big Foot's"??? Wouldn't that be Big Feet? Grammar police!!
Nice mini meltdown you had, it was worth reading. Sorry to hear how all this time those comments were upsetting I wonder why you never said anything sooner?
I guess I will have to stay updated on who we can still clown with at ST.
Is Angel_Luv still the resident Bible thumper? Is Sequ still a midget?
Did TlongII stop having sex with sheep?
Someone update me quick before I put my foot in my mouth!
(no pun intended)
I don't think it applies to proper names.
Sasquatch’s ?
Eddie Murphy: [as his drunk father] Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? That's why the 's moustache is so mother in' thick... 'cause you shaved the down and taught her to speak. I know a mother in' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - her! And your mother in' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the mother ers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy mother ers, just like their mother. Look at the mother ers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the mother ers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the mother in' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this [quickly shakes head back and forth] and the mother ers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this mother in' ?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the is going on here? Normal kids don't do like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, mother er. You can take your mother in' hairy fat-ass wife moustache out the , you can go upstairs and get the mother in' dog and scoop up the and take Eddie and get these motha in' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' mother in' kids of yours and put them in the mother ing "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the out, too!
[Eddie mimes his shoe-throwing noise] You missed me, !
They think its a baboon that got away from the SWT research facility
They think? They should know! Someone needs to take an inventory of the monkeys. You'd think they keep track.
It's just me guys
I locked myself out of the house in my boxes and no shirt. So i had to walk across town to my friends house for the extra key.
I was listening to that cd last week!
San Antonio's BigFoot caught on camera!
http://www.foxsanantonio.com/newsroo.../vid_578.shtml
Hard to see clearly in the dark, but the shape and movement are reminiscent of a chimp.
http://www.kfgo.com/regionalnews_Detail.php?ID=10846'I'm dead serious': San Antonio couple calls 911 after 'Bigfoot' sighting
San Antonio police have released a 911 dispatch call reporting a "Bigfoot" sighting.
The audio recording between a dispatcher and the homeless couple lasts more than eight minutes. In it, the primary caller appears sober and deliberate as she describes the beast Nov. 30.
“And I know you guys are going to think I'm crazy, but I'm dead serious," she says on the recording. "This big thing was 75 feet away from me, smelled awful, devoured a whole deer carcass, and then took off and screamed, screeched, and took off across the street.”
“I'm going to tell you right now, I've lived in the woods six years. Swear to God, I've never seen nothing like this. I'm 6'3"; it's bigger than me,” said her 63-year old husband.
The couple claims the creature walked upright as it carried the deer carcass off into the woods.
Police reports indicate dispatchers sent an officer by the location that night, but he found no sign of the couple or the beast.
The callers said they were living in a tent in the woods in northwest San Antonio, near the intersection of Highway 151 and Loop 1604. The area has acres of wooded terrain surrounding it.
That's by where I work and Nov. 30th was my birthday. I don't remember everything that happened but it would explain why I woke up with the taste of deer blood in my mouth.
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