Bringin' the SPAM to Phoenix tomorrow night.

**urunobili** · 12-14-2009

No, it's not.

But Xylus still beats his meat like it is.

**Solid D** · 12-14-2009

Speaking of PHX and Steve Nash, I could not help but be reminded that there will never be another Steve Nash thread better than this one. It is now a YouTube and Internets classic.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35951

**lefty** · 12-14-2009

Originally Posted by Xylus

Never gets old

**Solid D** · 12-14-2009

Originally Posted by Solid D

Speaking of PHX and Steve Nash, I could not help but be reminded that there will never be another Steve Nash thread better than this one. It is now a YouTube and Internets classic.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35951

Here is the YouTube conglomerated version of this thread, although I don't condone a few of the vulgar photoshops.

**Ed Helicopter Jones** · 12-14-2009

Originally Posted by Solid D

Here is the YouTube conglomerated version of this thread, although I don't condone a few of the vulgar photoshops.

Yes, that's awesome! I watch that video as part of my fandom pregame preparation routine.

**crc21209** · 12-14-2009

Originally Posted by Ed Helicopter Jones

There are certain teams I love to see the Spurs beat. In this order:

1. LA Lakers
2. Phoenix Suns
3. Dallas Mavericks
4. Boston Celtics
5. Denver Nuggets
6. Utah Jazz
7. Houston Rockets
8. NO Hornets

It's even better seeing them beat one of these teams in their own building.
The Spurs have only lost twice in the 19 times I've seen them play road games in person. They haven't lost to PHX in games I've seen in person.

I was looking at the Spurs recent road struggles (LA Clippers not included) and determined that I should probably share some SPAM mojo with them in PHX. So I'm taking my .895 Spurs road winning percentage with me to US Airways tomorrow night. I was at the Spurs game in Phoenix on 1/21/05 when Manu scored 48 and the Spurs came back from 20 down to take that one. Probably the best regular season Spurs game I've ever been to. When I've sat in rows 12 or lower, the Spurs are 8-0. (I had floor seats when Manu scored his 48.) As for Rows 13 to the ceiling, they're a still very strong 9-2. I'll be in row 15 tomorrow night, but that should be close enough to allow the SPAM mojo to push them to 18-2. I had some 3rd row seats selected, but then someone came up with these seats on row 15 for me, and they had a word associated with them that I like even more than SPAM....the word FREE.

So, here are my predictions:

1. Manu has at least 20 points (he's never scored less than 20 in a road game where SPAM is present).

2. RJ has a big night tomorrow. (RJ has yet to feel the SPAM. This will be his first time to feel the mojo. It will be beautiful to watch. I hope he doesn't break any teeth on the rim the first time he goes up for a dunk...that SPAM is powerful stuff.)

3. DeJuan Blair will experience a complete healing from his rib injury from the Clips game (the SPAM does stuff like that). Since he already appears to be on the SPAM, with this added exposure I'm contacting the arena to make sure they have at least 2 spare backboards handy for when he starts bringing those down tomorrow night.

4. Spurs win by 8.....111-103.

5. This injection of SPAM will propel the Spurs near the top of the Western conference standings over the next couple of months. Even on upcoming nights when the Spurs don't play that hard, they'll still win due to their SPAM exposure tomorrow night.

6. At least 1 fan will say something mouthy to the Chopper as I scream for my Spurs in the other guys' gym.

6a. I will just laugh and nod, hold up my beer, and point at the scoreboard with my middle finger, as is my custom at Spurs road games. Then I will mouth the word "vacuum" in an effort to explain to this fan that the maintenance crew needs to clean up the glass all over the floor from DeJuan's latest dunk. It's always best to stay on friendly terms with the fans at opposing gyms I've learned. Just some free tips from the Chopper.

Yes! He's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

**spurs10** · 12-14-2009

Originally Posted by duncan228

The first SPAM thread of the season from the Prophet himself. Have a great time at the game Chopper. May the Mojo be with you.

Though I've been a Spurs fan for 20+ years, I've never read a "SPAM thread" before....please enlighten me to the meaning. That being said, what an incredible post by the Chopper. I'm glad you'll be at the game. No one can argue with your stats. Bring it to the Suns!!!

**duncan228** · 12-14-2009

Originally Posted by spurs10

Though I've been a Spurs fan for 20+ years, I've never read a "SPAM thread" before....please enlighten me to the meaning.

Spurs
Peak
After
March

The SpursTalk history of SPAM. Have fun.

**spurs10** · 12-14-2009

Fantastic! Many thanks duncan228...great stuff. Again, hope the Chopper let's them hear it in Phoenix....something tells me he will.

**SanAntonioSpurs23** · 12-14-2009

Maybe I'll see you there. I think I'm going to wear my White Hill jersey. F phx and the fans! Go Spurs!!!

**Interrohater** · 12-14-2009

Chopper, do us a favor, scream something noticeable during one of the home team's free throws, when all the rest of the arena is trying to be silent. I think screaming "SPAM" might be appropriate. I will be listening.

SanAntonioSpurs23, that goes for you too. However, who's White Hill and when did he play for the spurs?

**smeagol** · 12-14-2009

The Chopper has to be one of ST's funniest posters.

**Spursmania** · 12-14-2009

This is awesome.

**TimmehC** · 12-14-2009

*Jealous of your seats*

I'll give 'em in the nosebleeds for ya.

**pawe** · 12-14-2009

Spurs are gonna visit my city so its time to put up my Spurs license plate holder again. Its fun times again in Phoenix!

**Xylus** · 12-14-2009

I'll be at the game. Say goodbye to your precious Chopper!

**In10se** · 12-14-2009

Interesting ritual you have there. I hate Phoenix, whip them into blended SPAM.

**SanAntonioSpurs23** · 12-14-2009

Originally Posted by Interrohater

Chopper, do us a favor, scream something noticeable during one of the home team's free throws, when all the rest of the arena is trying to be silent. I think screaming "SPAM" might be appropriate. I will be listening.

SanAntonioSpurs23, that goes for you too. However, who's White Hill and when did he play for the spurs?

Sorry, I'm going to wear my "home" Spurs Hill jersey....

**lurker23** · 12-15-2009

Great post Chopper. Long live the SPAM!

**easy7** · 12-15-2009

I support the SPAM.

**jb4g** · 12-15-2009

yep...this thread delivers. give em tonight!

**mando6599** · 12-15-2009

Great post and enthusiasm! Love it.

I too predict that Manu will have a big game. I've not heard that PHX's defense has gotten any better so Manu will rain the 3's AND the drives to the rim.
37 pts., 6 rbs., 7 asts., 4 steals, and 2 blocks for Manu.

Duncan should have a nice night against the ghost-like defense of Amare.
23 pts., 9 rbs., 5 asts., 2 steals, and 3 blocks for Tim and more importantly in only 29 min. and 46 sec.

Parker should do just fine and will have 24 pts., 4 rbs., 9 asts., 3 steals, and 5 TO's. This is PHX, Spurs fans. The Parker tear drop will be in effect 2nite.

Jefferson will really excel in this format of game and have 22 pts. on 8/13 shooting, 7 rbs., 3 asts., and 1 block.

Then our bench will outscore their bench, 46- 20. So according to my math, Spurs win going away, 152 to 121.

Whatever, that's funny to me at least. Here's hoping we play well and pray for no injuries.

mando

**Ed Helicopter Jones** · 12-15-2009

I'll try to post a comment or two during the game if I'm not too intoxicated (with emotion that is).

**Baseline** · 12-15-2009

Epic post, Chopper. Bring the pain tonight.

**SpursWench21** · 12-15-2009

This thread reminded me of why i love ST so much.. Have fun tonight Chopper and i hope your Mojo runs rampid through the arena.

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