Losers

[bus driver]

Stalker gave me a Spurs umbrella. I left it at work on Friday. I come to work today and it's gone.

Someone stole it. What kind of loser steals an umbrella?

u should leave something else out and hide so you can catch the thief and then break their hands......

[I. Hustle]

wtf, cant even trust ur co workers.......

dta.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

u should leave something else out and hide so you can catch the thief and then break their hands......

Or rig it with something like Wesley Snipes' sword had in Blade.

[bus driver]

dta.

true

[Fpoonsie]

"I don't even own an umbrella. You never really own an umbrella anyway, it's just on loan from the universe. It's not like any other possession. Like, if you get in a cab, and you see a wallet, you might think, 'Oh, that's someone's wallet.' But if you see an umbrella, you think, 'I just got an umbrella. This is MY umbrella.'" - Jim Gaffigan

[baseline bum]

^^^ This kind of guy, Judy.

[JudynTX]

^^^ This kind of guy, Judy.

I hated that show.