Kids pizza party

[I. Hustle]

, last time we went to Incredible pizza there were way too many snotty trailer trash kids so we left.

Like it is! I lived down the street from there and that place is just as bad. This one chick bent over to do something and she was wearing a very low cut top and had the nerve nay THE GALL to look at me in anger because I was checking out the goods.

[mrsmaalox]

Well I won't say anything here, but there's a high class place right here in Stone Oak for kids' pizza parties. I might be able to get you in there.

[desflood]

That's the type of I am talking about. The whole serving beer thing is bittersweet.

My SIL's boyfriend is a delivery driver for Budweiser - he told me one day that he delivers almost twice as much Bud to Peter Piper as he does to Hooters.

[I. Hustle]

My SIL's boyfriend is a delivery driver for Budweiser - he told me one day that he delivers almost twice as much Bud to Peter Piper than he does to Hooters.

Are you freakin kidding me?! That doesn't even sound appropriate. I wonder if anyone has ever done any research as to the violence among parents in that place. That much beer and that many ghetto ass people don't mix well.

[desflood]

I was sincerely hoping he was kidding, or at least exaggerating, but some parents do act terribly at PP. He's probably got it right.

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

Alright so this was my first time having a pizza party for the kiddo. He wanted Peter Piper so we said sure no problem. I don't care for that stuff but he was going to have a good time with his friends. I of course buy a million tokens so they can play and have a good time. The kids from his group know to come and ask me for tokens as they go along and to my surprise they were not greedy at all. They had fun taking turns watching each other play games which was cool with me.
Then out of nowhere these little ghetto ass kids would come up asking me for tokens and those tickets you get from the games. Just running up with their hand out. I could understand if they saw me give the other kids tokens but my kids knew to ask me at the table we were sitting at. I just kept telling them no and to ask their parents. That was annoying but not that big of a deal.
Then I was playing games with my nephew and I guess those idiot kids didn't see me watching him and they started trying to push him aside so they could play his game. I stepped up quick because 1. he is my nephew and 2. they were considerably bigger than him.
I just kept thinking that the little pos' were just kids and didn't know any better but then my pregnant wife accidentally bumped one of the moms and quickly said "oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me." but of course even though my wife was polite she got some mean looks from at least 2 women other than the one she bumped.
WTF is up with these ghetto ass people? To top it off when we were leaving there were more just standing and chatting behind my truck as we were trying to back out. I honked my horn a couple of times but of course that didn't phase them so I opened the door and started to get out and that is when they rolled their eyes but quickly got out of the way.

Come live up here in Stone Oak, all your issues will be solved

[Bigzax]

yeah, as a rule of thumb, i only party at places where i would be considered the riffraff...

[I. Hustle]

yeah, as a rule of thumb, i only party at places where i would be considered the riffraff...

Yeah I guess I just misread the Forum. For some reason I thought it was going to be decent.

[PuttPutt]

Yeah I guess I just misread the Forum. For some reason I thought it was going to be decent.

There's some ghetto ass people in Live Oak & surrounding there.