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  1. #26
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Why don't you just drive up to a person, shoot their ass, and drive away? Pretty straight forward.
    If you shoot someone's ass they'll probably survive and could identify you. Not the best strategy.

    Double-tap.

  2. #27
    Believe. panic giraffe's Avatar
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    1. Commit crime.
    2. Be Roman Polanski
    3. Profit!
    so that's what step 2 was....damn pedo-gnomes

  3. #28
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    There's a store
    but don't point
    walk inside case the joint
    one man behind the counter
    another in the back
    go out to the car and load the gat.
    grab the ski mask
    here's the task
    go in broke come out with cash

  4. #29
    If you can't slam with the best then jam with the rest sabar's Avatar
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    Hire a hitman from a disposable phone and make payment by proxy. All you need is one witness to blow apart your alibi and you're screwed, don't do it yourself.

    It doesn't matter if you leave evidence or not. The prosecution will use cir stantial evidence against you. All they need is one person to destroy your alibi or witness the crime and your perfect crime is gone.

    You have to leave no witnesses.

    Alternatively you could get inside the police dept or prosecution and just destroy evidence and direct the case away from you. You could also fabricate evidence and just put away some random guy in your place for all your crimes.

  5. #30
    Believe.
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    Blame George Bush.

    this has been a paid political announcement by the Democratic Party

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    Believe. panic giraffe's Avatar
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    Blame George Bush.

    this has been a paid political announcement by the Democratic Party

    what crime was commit..........
    nah nevermind, i'm not even going to feed the troll.
    now kindly drive into a lake.

  7. #32
    Rooster-Lollypops TheManFromAcme's Avatar
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    This is Chalrles Manson and I need ideas....

  8. #33
    Basketball Expertise spurster's Avatar
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    Geez, just download the movie from Pirate Bay and get it over with.

  9. #34
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    Pretty much what everyone has said in this thread. Don't leave evidence behind. Don't tell anyone. No witnesses. Be thorough. Ask Dexter Morgan for help.

  10. #35
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Lie.

    And, if that doesn't work, lye.
    pretty witty

  11. #36
    Veteran mojorizen7's Avatar
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    Ride in a white Bronco during the NBA Finals after crime. It may take awhile.....but eventually you'll walk.

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    Veteran jack sommerset's Avatar
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    Random

  13. #38
    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    wierd thread.

    I would say the easiest solution is to not get y and start talkin about your new 'job'. Dont even let anyone know your doing it.

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