that's water dude. i washed my hands and ran them through my hair, didn't work either
and it dude, these online chicks are weird.
Greasy hair = terrorist hair. Try to straighten it, maybe shave it. Wear a wife-beater also, all the online chicks love that.
that's water dude. i washed my hands and ran them through my hair, didn't work either
and it dude, these online chicks are weird.
Maybe you're treating this like speed dating? You need to treat it like going to the gym. Don't dress up all fancy and get yer hair did. Act natural and the flashing boobies will follow.
Try to be douchier. That's a sure-fire hit with the ladiezzzz.
Just pick a girl up the normal way.. go out.. have fun.
i know bro
I was testing out this chat program tonight and went through the gauntlet and got hammered down by these silly es.
it's ok, my confidence is back now. these chicks online are weird
I've always found webcam chatting awkward as , I don't know how you get the guts to do it at random. Chicks online on that kinda program aren't gonna be looking for normal guys which you seem to be, they're looking for the Zac Efrons and such.
Rack!![]()
Dude you show up at any club wearing a UPS shirt and shorts and your will be sore by 1:00 AM pacific time. Do what I say,try to prove me wrong.
Dude, I saw a shirt that told me to vote for you.
was it a long sleaze shirt?![]()
I was completely unaware that chatroulette is compatible with Windows 95.
lmao.
I don't have windows 95, I just set it to classic appearance.
cause windows 95 appearance is simple and it's what I first used.
I'm not angry, I just think you're acting like a child. What the do you expect from that stupid site? It is a recipe for failure.
Go out and meet real women. You look like a geek just like most of us around here, so realise that it's not your face that's going to attract people in a 3 second snapshot on a computer screen, it's your mind and heart, and that means real interaction (ie conversation in the real world!). Meet them in person and eventually you might get to touch them too.![]()
You have got to pucker dem lips out and look more douchier if you are trying for foreign women. If you are trying to attract black women, or white girls who like black guys, you need to grow your hair out looking sloppy as humanly possible, lose all the facial hair, look as thuggish/sloppy as possible. Take a picture standing back with your pants hanging off your ass. Buy a t-shirt that is about 7 sizes to big, get a set of fronts for your teeth. Then put your middle finger up, with a cigarette in the other hand. I GUARANTEE that at least 6 of those broads would had clicked yes. (Oh and I almost forgot, have the empty bottle of hennessy within eyesight of where you are standing in the picture.)
Nah you're not ugly ...
I've seen UGLY before
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You just have that "My last lover was into anal" look and not all girls are into that. Just keep trying, sooner or later you'll come across one![]()
You're talking about him right?
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Yes. I guess you missed the thread he started last week about losing his girlfriend over a one night stand with a girl who only wanted anal. That's what I meant.
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