Go to Mexico and you can stick your tongue in their g-string.
Speaking of strip clubs...how are you supposed to stick dollar bills in their g-string with your teeth now that they have the 3 foot rule?
Go to Mexico and you can stick your tongue in their g-string.
Is that where you got your filthy mouth Jailblazer?
yeah, me neither, but if i get a regular margarita it better be made with fresh lime juice or i'm sending it back...
they can do lapdances if they keep their top on.. lame, but i guess it is better than nothing...
may as well go to a bar and bull some random girl into taking her off for you, plus get the rest...![]()
Besides my own, the best margaritas are the Limit 2 margaritas at Canyon Cafe. There's a reason they only let you order two.
I have always had a fondness for women who were cheap drunks...![]()
honey, i am far from cheap. My drunkeness will cost a pretty penny, thankyouverymuch.
troll, attention , etc.
This is true, we are always winning & cheering AND have yet to learn how to riot. Gosh Darn those classy fans of non-suckass NBA teams!Worst = basketball fans
Oh yea!!
One of these knocks Mrs Taco on her ass!!!![]()
Don't be hatin'
Best- Watching Spurs game at Drafthouse with friends and forum members.
But no doubt worth every cent!My drunkeness will cost a pretty penny, thankyouverymuch.![]()
Worst: Roads with potholes from one side of the road to the other.
I came into town since my future mother-in-law was having her gallbladder removed. We were in route to the Medical Center when we hit a pothole. It blew out my tire. Thank God for the insurance I bought at Discount Tire. I only paid $24 for the valve stem and insurance for the new tire. The tire I blew out was worth $200.
Worst- 1604 and 281 at 5:00 pm
Yeah, the Med Cntr has some acious potholes!
Best: Shopping
Best: Mexican Food
Worst: Traffic!!!
For this sized city, the traffic isn't that bad. DFW and Houston are ALOT worse.
Went to Chacho's since it was mentioned here several times. Not that great of a place. You wait in line, get carded! What the ! I thought it was a restaurant/bar...not a freaking night club. It was ridiculous! Way too packed. Wait in line again to order and then pick up your grub. I think not. I walked outta there. Didn't appeal to me whatsoever. If I wanted good Mexican food and great drinks, for that kind of atmosphere....I'll head to Progresso!
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