.........Do you put sports before sex?

[xellos88330]

I always put watching sports before sex. Watch the game, then have sex. It is a great way to celebrate or take out some frustrations if my team wins or loses. My wife seems to enjoy it that way too. She loves the different at udes and emotions that translate to my bedroom antics. Makes every game night a wonderful and new experience for her.

If the question was meant to be forever.... I prefer the sex. I would actually turn sex into a sport. I would call it.... CATCHERS! The rules are simple... it is kinda like darts. Hit her in the eye... 100 pts, mouth 50 pts, get her in the mouth AND make her gag is 200 pts. The woman also only has a set time limit to make the man shoot his load. 1 pt is deducted for every second past the time limit.

[gm5k]

If the question was meant to be forever.... I prefer the sex. I would actually turn sex into a sport. I would call it.... CATCHERS! The rules are simple... it is kinda like darts. Hit her in the eye... 100 pts, mouth 50 pts, get her in the mouth AND make her gag is 200 pts. The woman also only has a set time limit to make the man shoot his load. 1 pt is deducted for every second past the time limit.

[ploto]

What do you think halftime is for??

[Tmac&Luther]

the truth is most people on a board like this are not having sex. that's why they post on an internet message board.

and the answer is no, i choose sex. but how could i expect you guys to believe me? i post somewhat frequently on a San Antonio Spurs forum.

Actually "the truth is" you just admitted you never get laid (bro it's 2010..EVERBODY is on the internet and posts on some kind of board (my space, face book or whatever, I hardly ever post on this board and just because people post on a message board that doesn't mean they aren't nailing some trim Seriously bro, get out and get laid) People actually get on the internet just to get laid now.

To answer the question though.........you can't put sports before sex, because having sex IS A SPORT, it's just like running, swimming, and jumping. It'll wear your ass out and is a physical activity. They even have a term for this....it's called "sport ****ing" So to the OP....that's a trick question.

[benefactor]

What do you think halftime is for??

This...and the DVR.

[gm5k]

Actually "the truth is" you just admitted you never get laid (bro it's 2010..EVERBODY is on the internet and posts on some kind of board (my space, face book or whatever, I hardly ever post on this board and just because people post on a message board that doesn't mean they aren't nailing some trim Seriously bro, get out and get laid) People actually get on the internet just to get laid now.

To answer the question though.........you can't put sports before sex, because having sex IS A SPORT, it's just like running, swimming, and jumping. It'll wear your ass out and is a physical activity. They even have a term for this....it's called "sport ****ing" So to the OP....that's a trick question.

just messin around man! no need to take my post so seriously for the record though, posting on a board like this is definitely not like being on Facebook, etc

i agree w/ ur 2nd paragraph, definitely a trick question or at least there's way too many variables. depends on the available sex/stakes of the game you wanted to watch.

edit: nm i see it's ring or good sex. nowadays i'll take the sex. a couple of years ago that might've been a different answer. thank God for chilling out on basketball obsession.

[Ashy Larry]

these days i do ....... I can't stand my wife

[jbspurs]

interesting.



ok lets put it like this. Pick your dream girl...whoever that is. It was either one night with that girl(sex ,and a for sure it would be GOAT)

or

Game 7 in the finals with your team favored to win. Plus to top it all off you got court side seats.

pick... and you can't pick both

I'll take one night stand with the girl wearing blue!!

[JoeTait75]

the truth is most people on a board like this are not having sex. that's why they post on an internet message board.

You can do both. Not at the same time, of course.

[Girasuck]

these days i do ....... I can't stand my wife

HAHAHA!! Me too man.

[DPG21920]

Question needs to be reworded.

Sex is more important but I would definitely give up sex for a limited time to watch the BOYS IN BLUE HOIST THEIR FIRST MOTHER IN LARRY O B.

I would also NEVER EVER consider not watching an important playoff game for sex!

This is just me.

Anyway, regarding sex, Ghazi is in a slump .

Wait. You mean to tell me that wearing high school wrestling shirts and making youtube videos by yourself talking about posters on an online forum in a ty room with one poster of a girl in a bikini does NOT get you ladies?

[DPG21920]

What do you think halftime is for??

I hate it when people take hypothetical questions, like this, and try and apply logic to it. Just answer the question.

[Killakobe81]

If I have to explain it, you don't understand the game, son.

Now get going, KFC and the front steps of Curves are waiting for you.

That was pretty funny "curves" LOL

but not all Laker fans post about hollywood I lived in LA (in Dalls now) sseen a lot of celebrities but hardly "know" any of them ...or live a a luxurious lifestyle ...

But I do miss LA no place like it ..and I lived or spent over a month straight in in San Antonio, Houston, Rochester, Brooklyn, Sacramento, Vegas, Memphis and now Frisco, TX (outside of Dallas)

LA is the best the Texas cities are a close 2nd,3rd ...

[Killakobe81]

What does posting here have to do WITH this ? I just had sex with my wife this morning BEFORE the Cavs /Celts ...now I can chill watch teh doubleheader and gofor round 2 later tonight ...

[BanditHiro]

What does posting here have to do WITH this ? I just had sex with my wife this morning BEFORE the Cavs /Celts ...now I can chill watch teh doubleheader and gofor round 2 later tonight ...

championship or sex is the question

[djohn2oo8]

What does posting here have to do WITH this ? I just had sex with my wife this morning BEFORE the Cavs /Celts ...now I can chill watch teh doubleheader and gofor round 2 later tonight ...

Get the knockout bruh,

[djohn2oo8]

I can already tell you're more of a "play the odds" type. Approach as many girls as you can and pray you get a hit. That, or you married your highschool sweetheart and never been out to a bar or a club unless it's you talking her out on your anniversary.

Vibes, dude. Showing or not showing interest. Ever sat down for a drink at a bar and had a girl sit next to you and start talking you up? You can either choose one or the other, to continue the conversation or say my buddy is waiting for me at the pool table.

But again, girls probably don't scout you out when you make the scene, so you have to rely on the blunt force trauma approach of annoying as many chicks as possible until one is drunk enough or desperate enough to actually find you charming and attractive.

OMFG, this whole post is sig worthy, Lakaluva put on blast

[Spursfan092120]

Sports before sex???

[Spursfan092120]

I can already tell you're more of a "play the odds" type. Approach as many girls as you can and pray you get a hit. That, or you married your highschool sweetheart and never been out to a bar or a club unless it's you talking her out on your anniversary.

Vibes, dude. Showing or not showing interest. Ever sat down for a drink at a bar and had a girl sit next to you and start talking you up? You can either choose one or the other, to continue the conversation or say my buddy is waiting for me at the pool table.

But again, girls probably don't scout you out when you make the scene, so you have to rely on the blunt force trauma approach of annoying as many chicks as possible until one is drunk enough or desperate enough to actually find you charming and attractive.

Epic, epic post. Blast of the year so far.

[IronMexican]

Raiders > sex


sex > everything else.

[Killakobe81]

championship or sex is the question

I got THAT part ...

Someone said teh majority of posters here dont get sex ...AND made some smart remark abouit people that Live in LA ...i was responding to that.

Im sure there are SOME no getting some loser and my wife is not a former La model but she looks good, has a voracious appe e and the mother of my kids ...and she knows to let me watch the Laker game so she better some get it BEFORE or AFTER the game ...

As for winning a le I would sacrifice sex for a week or a month for one ...but anything longer is too much.

[jack sommerset]

I would everytime before I would go play a sport.

I don't get the ring part of the equation but I am not a professional athlete so I am ING before I go play any sport for anything.

[The Power Hour.]

You turn down pussy to post on spurstalk?

[Duncan]

But for a Lakers homer, winning ships is easier than sex since most of them haven't been laid more than ten times. There's always hookers, but they usually can't afford more than ten trips after they get done paying back rent to their mother.

So all that leaves for Lakers homers is Kobe, the Lakers, and fabricated tales of living the high life on the Hollywood scene.