Lakaluva owned himself today at 3:51 pm ET

[djohn2oo8]

Ladies and gentleman, it's the Lakaluva roast special, all are welcome...You just need to roast Lakaluva at least once

[Buddy Holly]

I go take a quick shower to head out and chase this pussy for tonight, and I come back to this?

If you have to tell us then you're obviously lying.

A simple translation:

I go take a quick poop because I have IBS and I just had some good Mexican food my mom made but like I said, I got the IBS so dems the breaks. Where's my Captain Planet blanket?

[Spursfan092120]

That's Rasheed, with running a close second.

You lost an athlete in Trevor Ariza to get Artest...Ariza's getting 15 a game while Artest is getting 11. We lost Fabricio and KT for RJ, who gives us a spark...what an idiot...you just have no idea how to keep your mouth shut.

[Spursfan092120]

What's really funny is..no one has to say anything..the guy just owns himself with his stupid responses...

[TinTin]

And instead of doing it on Sunday afternoon, you would have done it on Friday night. Of course Friday night you were here talking about how satisfied your Canadian girlfriend is with your long distance phone sex technique.

[nkdlunch]

LMAO got owned his own damn self

[djohn2oo8]

LMAO got owned his own damn self

[Chucho]

If you were really chasin pussy, then you wouldn't be posting about it on a message board

+1
That's about as obvious as anything gets on the internetz.

[rayray2k8]

I always wondered who's the dike in his avatar and if he still watches wresting, which he probably still does.

[PURO SAN ANTO 210!]

Ftl!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Puro san anto 210!

Puto!

[rayray2k8]

...... Can I get a face palm? There's a few in here who are obviously lost.

[fo'shizzle]

LL may be bi-polar, but I'm thinking more like "Metally Challenged" - I won't use the R word since that is insensitive and it is Easter Sunday.

THIS

Oh, whats his name? Anyways have fun and make sure he wears a condom

THIS

If you were really chasin pussy, then you wouldn't be posting about it on a message board

THIS

And instead of doing it on Sunday afternoon, you would have done it on Friday night. Of course Friday night you were here talking about how satisfied your Canadian girlfriend is with your long distance phone sex technique.

AND THIS

[wijayas]

I always wondered who's the dike in his avatar and if he still watches wresting, which he probably still does.

It is his girlfriend Fabio....

[wijayas]

laka vulva overcompensated by starting another thread "Spurs Trying Like to Avoid Lakers"...

[wijayas]

That's Rasheed, with running a close second.

So, you are back that quick from chasing pussy?
No success, neh?
You need to change your name from lakavulva to laka or licka .

[Harry Callahan]

"Metally Challenged"

Explain that to us, re . I go take a quick shower to head out and chase this pussy for tonight, and I come back to this?

Is an explanation REALLY necessary? I don't think so.

[D-Wade #3]

So, you are back that quick from chasing pussy?
No success, neh?
You need to change your name from lakavulva to laka or licka .

Of couse he didn't get any pussy on a Sunday night, but again, he couldn't get any Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday, so that's why he went chasin on a Sunday, thinking maybe, just maybe, that would be the day that his feelings would be spared, and that he wouldn't be rejected by every woman he sees

[wijayas]

Of couse he didn't get any pussy on a Sunday night, but again, he couldn't get any Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday, so that's why he went chasin on a Sunday, thinking maybe, just maybe, that would be the day that his feelings would be spared, and that he wouldn't be rejected by every woman he sees

Lord have mercy!!!!!!

[djohn2oo8]

Of couse he didn't get any pussy on a Sunday night, but again, he couldn't get any Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday, so that's why he went chasin on a Sunday, thinking maybe, just maybe, that would be the day that his feelings would be spared, and that he wouldn't be rejected by every woman he sees

WOW!!!

[Native American]

My tribe has a saying: the wretched, arrogant man will be as bold as a rooster when he falls on good fortune, but when he is humbled he will run and hide like a fleeing rabbit. And by "wretched, arrogant man" I mean lakaluva. And by "be as bold as a rooster when he falls on good fortune" I mean when the Lakers are winning, he's going to be a y ass . And by "when he is humbled he will run and hide like a fleeing rabbit" I mean when the Lakers get embarrassed, lakaluva will run and hide like a flaming got.

[nkdlunch]

[djohn2oo8]

lol at the new spurstalk header

[silverblk mystix]

Laka dik luva...

is just spending a little ...time...with his lifesize....FABIO ...cut-out....

he will be back as soon as the lakers do something positive....

[Booharv]

I like when he gets delusional and refers to the team by using we or us. A lot of fans do that but I mean posts like this one are unreal.

Stop riding our nuts. TJ is a butt hurt sucker working in LA yet has no access to LA's top star. They don't pay us to smile, or shake hands. We get paid to kick ass on the court.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...89#post4207489

But the best is when he talks about how much pussy he gets. It's so sad it's unreal. You can feel his intense loneliness cascading out over the internet from his and whiskey soaked keyboard. I can only imagine the web of lies and deceit he has to spin to get women to the dank basement he most likely inhabits.

[D-Wade #3]

I like when he gets delusional and refers to the team by using we or us. A lot of fans do that but I mean posts like this one are unreal.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...89#post4207489

But the best is when he talks about how much pussy he gets. It's so sad it's unreal. You can feel his intense loneliness cascading out over the internet from his and whiskey soaked keyboard. I can only imagine the web of lies and deceit he has to spin to get women to the dank basement he most likely inhabits.

With a screename like lakaluva, do you really expect him to get any pussy?