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Who woulda thunk???
Ash, you been having sex dreams about Mouse all this time???
ash sounds so jealous. Haters gonna hate, mouse.
Who woulda thunk???
Ash, you been having sex dreams about Mouse all this time???
Last edited by marini martini; 05-08-2010 at 11:35 AM.
Damn...I'm not one to talk , but Ashbeigh...well to quote an Oasis song.."Get off your high horse lady, I don't need a ride tonight."
Let the man do whatever he wants, and post whatever he wants.
Trust me I give more than i get. I can take it, in fact I like when someone tells it like it is. I had no idea how unattractive i was until i started to fill out the on-line dating service questionnaire.
I really don't want to start over again. So I told Kim on her facebook page if in a few months from now if she wants to give me a second chance lets try again.
There are many benefits for me to go back to her. She already knows how fat i am, what foods i like, what shows I download. I don't have to act like I'm having fun when I am not, like on a date.
Now granite a few months from now when I am in shape, hair cut and have my 69 Camaro running things could be different. Maybe Kim at that time wouldn't be good enough for me. I may have more chicks than Chick-fil-A
But seriously being single,fat and drunk is no way to go through life.
unless ob-course your me and have 75 screen names to support.
Hopefully I will hear something from Kim before Monday, if not? Then it's back to the dating game where I will go on more dates and i will continue to update you all on the love life adventures of desperate single Club poster.
After all you guys are really my family i spend more time here than i do with my wife .....oh never mind I am not married anymore, in fact it looks like that day may never come........
What, you're leaving me? I thought we were happy together!
Signed,
Ashbeeigh is always the perfect example of how a little bit of knowledge on a subject can be a dangerous thing.
Since when?
Are you ing kidding me?but I've taken enough psychology classes, watched enough Lifetime movies and watched enough TLC specials on love to know
GTFO.
TLC teaches you this!?! YESS!
Ash needs to meet somebody. Fast.
Ash and everyone else is en led to their views. The reason i go into details is for the reader who wants more than just diet topics with just one calorie.
Why would someone want to open a topic that just says " I had a great date"
"I saw an old friend at the mall" "I saw a rainbow today"
Why was the date great? "because you got laid"
What happened when you saw the friend at the mall? We smoked a joint in the parking lot and I got head from her.
I saw a rainbow today. why? where was it? was there any gold at the end of the rainbow? Did you see the rainbow outside, or inside your room after some Shrooms?
these are the questions people ask, and they demand answers, that is why they visit the Club!
Unless your in the TRoll forum where no one really gives a fuk about your date, your friend,or how many rainbows you saw while jerking off in the woods.
Oh, come on, Mouse. Come back, and I'll even replace your dog!
Signed,
I don't usually go for the smilies, but...
A lot.
i've always wondered what ashbeeigh looks like.
Oh, come on, Mouse. Come back, and I'll even replace your dog!
Signed,
Wow!
This thread seemed as serious as one of Mouse's finding a cu ber under his sister's bed threads.
Maybe Mouse really did have a date, but to me he took some liberties with his story...
Next time I will have my date sign a release form!
Well the good thing about being single I don't have to worry about staying late at Kori's all night after game GTGs!
I thought this thread was going places but I had no idea it was going to ashbeigh land.
I"m fairly speechless.
Mouse,
Go back to meeting women in person, not online. I think you'll have better luck.What did you do before the internet? How did you meet women?
Mouse, i find your dating stories entertaining, keep telling them
That's not possible and frankly, I was expecting more.
Dating stories? Eh, I've had some good ones but I can't recall if I told them before or not.
I'm pretty sure I told the one where I picked up the girly from a wedding only to have her vomit all over my bathroom right when we arrived at my house. Everywhere except the toilet of course. I was not happy.
The girl who agreed to dinner only not order anything, watch/stare while I ate, and then tell me that the waiter was up for a threesome with us. She was smart enough to hide her 6 cats, though. She also did this weird thing with her hair where she'd shake her head and have her hair drape over my face/eyes. She also didn't have a couch what I thought was a tad weird at the time.
There was the granola girl last fall and the other girl who ended getting plowed and not speaking, even when spoken to, for over 15 minutes while staring at me. The bartender and I had a good laugh over that one.
I have been underground the last few months and haven't gone on a date in a while.
Sometimes meeting a woman in person makes things worse.Mouse,
Go back to meeting women in person, not online. I think you'll have better luck.
Good luck mouse.
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