Dirk is improving...

[4>0rings]

Improve all he wants. He'll never be as good as Duncan, right or left.

That just happened...

[Sisk]

Dirk likes darker girls evidently.

My thought as well

[J_Paco]

YOU guys obviously are seeing this wrong...

what you got here is classic grade a old school german eugenics.

dirk isn't thinking about little dirk when he's with these uggos. he's thinking about his wallet and the NEXT dirk. you see, he knows the shelf life of an NBA HOF'er and wants to make sure that he still has a meal ticket to the fat life when he's purchasing the words biggest wheelchair. given his own frame, he knows that he has to find a like fitting tall girlyman frame to procreate with in order make a little baller. i mean there's plenty pics out there of drunk dirk with hot little drunk minors, so we know he uses his money/game, just not to wife them...that would be bad eugenics.

kobe has it all wrong, i mean adding a to the mix? really? why not just chop the kid at the shins and call it a day.

ditto tony parker. their kids will be living off of dad and being the next gens hilton type party kids...

see with cristal, dirk found a girl that was built like a horse and equally as ugly so that way if they had a kid not only was it a guaranteed baller, but one that wouldn't get chicks based on looks so he would have to rely on his bball skill in order to land a hottie himself, plus he would be a nerd who is cunning. can we agree he was trying to make a duncan?

now with this model chick dirk wised up and realized he didn't have to wake up next to ugly to achieve his final solution dreams. he could find a model, just as tall, and use that frame to mix race and go for the reverse joakim noah.

smart man indeed.

That has to be one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile.

[dirk4mvp]

He could start for any team in this league.

No way! Really?!

[sefant77]

I'm actually sick of hearing about the Mavs. Go take it somewhere else.

Then off in Mavs related threads.

[Pelicans78]

Then off in Mavs related threads.

Why?

[sefant77]

I'm actually sick of hearing about the Mavs. Go take it somewhere else.

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[redzero]

Dirk has jungle fever.

[TJastal]

YOU guys obviously are seeing this wrong...

what you got here is classic grade a old school german eugenics.

dirk isn't thinking about little dirk when he's with these uggos. he's thinking about his wallet and the NEXT dirk. you see, he knows the shelf life of an NBA HOF'er and wants to make sure that he still has a meal ticket to the fat life when he's purchasing the words biggest wheelchair. given his own frame, he knows that he has to find a like fitting tall girlyman frame to procreate with in order make a little baller. i mean there's plenty pics out there of drunk dirk with hot little drunk minors, so we know he uses his money/game, just not to wife them...that would be bad eugenics.

kobe has it all wrong, i mean adding a to the mix? really? why not just chop the kid at the shins and call it a day.

ditto tony parker. their kids will be living off of dad and being the next gens hilton type party kids...

see with cristal, dirk found a girl that was built like a horse and equally as ugly so that way if they had a kid not only was it a guaranteed baller, but one that wouldn't get chicks based on looks so he would have to rely on his bball skill in order to land a hottie himself, plus he would be a nerd who is cunning. can we agree he was trying to make a duncan?

now with this model chick dirk wised up and realized he didn't have to wake up next to ugly to achieve his final solution dreams. he could find a model, just as tall, and use that frame to mix race and go for the reverse joakim noah.

smart man indeed.

<insert> "not sure if serious" pic ...

[TJastal]

That has to be one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile.

It's funny alright, but only in a "wow, this person is all kinds of ed up" way