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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, then you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I be I could kiss you without touching you.
(Kiss Her)
Damn, I owe you a doller then
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with the rest.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Can I tickle your tummy from the inside honey?
Apples are sweet, lemons are sour, so open your legs and give me an hour
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Dont be selfish, you'll have your body all your life, I just want it for an hour
My penis died, can I bury it between your legs?
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you like water? Then you like 70% of my body
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? I would love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
