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You gonna hide behind your chicken home boys..
Haha dam.
You gonna hide behind your chicken home boys..
Haha dam.
rrrreally?!???????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Y80ue92Ao
I have an entry
You guys have to go to nationals!
What is this, hush money?
We don't need you.
Why are you so mean?
I'm just trying to be strong
for my squad.
And I'm trying to make it right.
You wanna make it right?
Then when you go to nationals...
...bring it!
I'll bring it!
Don't worry.
I never do.
Remember that movie where that guy really likes that girl & he is always nice to her but she could care less, then towards the end he says something mean to her & she realizes that he was the right guy after all….That was a great movie….
37? At the same time?
In a row?
And what the is Rudy doing in the top 20?
Oh I remember that movie, it was called "116 of the movies that were made in the 80s then remade in the late 90s-2000s"
Alec Baldwin: Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talkin' about what...you're talkin' 'bout... in' about that sale you shot, some son of a don't want to buy land, somebody don't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth, let's talk about something important. Are they all here?
Kevin Spacey: All but one.
Baldwin: Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. (sees Lemmon pouring coffee). Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closer's only. You think I'm in' with you? I am not funkin' with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine?
Jack Lemmon: Yeah.
Baldwin: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a .
Ed Harris: I don't gotta listen to this .
Baldwin: You certainly don't pal 'cause the good news is you're fired. The bad news is you got all you got, just one week to regain your job, starting with tonight, starting with tonight's sits. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sale contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is your fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close , you are , hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out.
Lemmon: The leads are weak.
Baldwin: The leads are weak. The in' leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years ...
Harris: What's your name?
Baldwin: you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80,000 dollar BMW. That's my name. (To Lemmon) And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them? Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life. Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you in' gots.
(Flips the blackboard)
ABC. A, Always, B, Be, C, Closing. Always be closing. Always be closing. AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are 'cause it's or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? And action. AIDA. Get out there. You got the prospects coming in, you think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you going to take it? Are you man enough to take it? (To Harris) What's the problem, pal?
Harris: You, boss, you're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here and wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Baldwin: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Harris: Yeah.
Baldwin: That watch costs more than your car. I made 970,000 dollars last year, how much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a . Good father. you, go home and play with your kids. You want to work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you -sucker. You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself 15,000 dollars. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?
Go and do likewise. AIDA. Get mad you son-of-a- . Get mad. You know what it takes to sell real-estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Go and do likewise, gents. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours, if not, you're going to be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar: ''Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.''
These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (To Harris) And to answer your question, pal: Why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your in' ass because a loser is a loser.
Tremendous amounts of fail on this list.
Leaving off the Trainspotting and 25th Hour monologues is dumb, but if you want to eliminate voice over/narration... fine, I get it. I can't imagine why these two didn't make the cut, though:
What about the last 10 to 15 minutes of Seven? The part where Brad Pitt says "what's in the box" to John Doe(Kevin Spacey) and he explains to him what he's done. That's classic.
And what about the opening part of Anchorman where the team is introduced at the party?
Eddie's severely underrated.
Escalation speech
I finally watched Glengarry GlenRoss today. Great movie. Alec's short stint was ing fantastic.
But then again, he's great at everything.
bout a minute in:
scent of a woman--when pacino defends his young friends honor in front of the entire school. hoowah.
opening and closing of Raging Bull are classic:
OT: Jake LaMotta is actually still alive
According to his wiki page his 90th birthday is in a few days.
btw are you guys serious with all the Pacino ? Sorry, but just because he can rant and rave like a lunatic doesn't make it a good monologue. Worst over-acter possibly in the history of film.
the first 2 that I thought of were both on the list.
Brando's "I could'a been a contender" and John Belushi rallying the troops in Animal House.
Robert Shaw for the win.
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