To the Spurs leaving us this offseason...Farewell Haikus!

[lefty]

Get
The

Out

[cantthinkofanything]

Tough to replace Ian
hard to find athletic big
that looks good in suit

Please check Haiku rules
You are ruining this thread boink
Gigglesnort Hotel

[cantthinkofanything]

Please check Haiku rules
You are ruining this thread boink
Gigglesnort Hotel

Oops. Sorry. I was thinking Ian as Eee In.
I'm a dumbass

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bulls get no Bron Bron
Bog-Bog will show the whole league
how to slow down Rose

[DrSteffo]

Stupid Mason was
demanding more playing time
when sucking so bad

[cantthinkofanything]

Kori mean to me
First Amendment rights no more
Obama smiling

[cantthinkofanything]

私を新しい糸を始めることを許可しなさい
私が言う重要な事柄
雌犬があってはいけない

[Spurminator]

This haiku is
Just 33 percent good
Like Mason's three point shooting last year

[DrSteffo]

Sky is the limit
for fantastic Red rocket
Matt Bonner is God?


Ooops he is not leaving

[cantthinkofanything]

Too much Matt Bonner
To fit it all in Haiku
Matt deserves Tanka
so much more can be exposed
about his majestic self

[yavozerb]

My name is Malik
Why doesn't pop like my game
Arrivederci

[yavozerb]

I am getting sleepy
Ian, why am I wearing blue
Help, what a nightmare

[hater]

and to think we competed for a championship last year with Mason + Bogans playing significant minutes

[yavozerb]

I try really hard
Bogans means "the centerpiece"
Oh well, thought i'd try

[cantthinkofanything]

There once was a spur name of Matt
Who's quickness was not like a cat
He missed lots of threes
As if some disease
Left him with hands full of scat

[benefactor]

Haiku Failure alert.

Fixed. I was pronouncing Hairston with three syllables.

[Dex]

Roger Mason
Big shot to big dud
It was nice while it lasted
Have fun with Pushups

Keith Bogans
All heart and no brain
Flailing in the shadows of twelve
Centerpiece, my ass

Matt Bonner
Red Rocket is back
Who's that busboy on the court?
F-O, pass that